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BMT (RIP) 09-01-2006 13:38

The New Supermarket
 
The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep
the
produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant
thunder
and the smell of fresh rain

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and there is a
scent
of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air

is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.


I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Peregrino 09-01-2006 17:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMT
The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep
the
produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant
thunder
and the smell of fresh rain

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and there is a
scent
of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air

is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.


I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Funny you should mention this. I just returned from stocking up for the weekend at the North Commissary on Bragg. They use the "thunder" soundtrack to preface the misters in the produce dept. Not sure about the rest of it. I'd have problems with the TP too. Peregrino


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