A blonde and two chimps
 

A young blonde was driving to San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"

"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble."

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were placed in the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps.

The truck driver slammed on brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. "What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know," said the blonde, "But we had money left over, so now we're going to Sea World."

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(I married a redhead. :D )

Pat

I married a redhead.

Me too...she is pretty smart, but boy does she have a temper!

We redheads like to refer to it as passion. :p :D

LOL!

When I was Redhead shopping, twenty-six years ago, I chose the Automatic Emotional Stability option. It’s worked well for me, but the squawk sheets from her place of employment indicate an occasional, unexplainable, malfunction. She’s out of warranty so I’m not going to worry about it.


;)

Pat

Yeah, the temper is Irish and Sicilian - the redhead part is just a catalyst, or proof there is fire inside... ;)

You've got it, by jove! :D

Oh she has that too...that's why I made her my wife!!! But did I also mention she is from Texas with Czech blood! Total Firecracker baby!!!!

LOL, no doubt. Quite the combo right there!