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BMT (RIP) 07-22-2006 15:39

I Bet He'll Jump
 
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of man
on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a
swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying,
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news
and so I knew he would jump."


The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money......

jatx 07-22-2006 16:24

Thanks, I needed that! :D

Solid 07-25-2006 09:52

My real question is- why did he just bet money?!!

Sdiver 07-25-2006 10:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solid
My real question is- why did he just bet money?!!

I'll bet you're Blonde.......:rolleyes: :D


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