decision making games
 

I put these here since they are games. You need to sign up (very brief) to view the results and answers.

http://www.military.com/Games
http://www.military.com/Games/0,1442...1_main,00.html


I did not do too well...I sure am a grasshopper still

test result? anyone
 

nobody else took the test and suffer the humiliation?

oh well, here's a better joke then










THE LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT

Defense Attorney: "Will you please state your age?"

Little Old Lady: "I am 86 years old."

Defense Attorney: "Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?"

Little Old Lady: "There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on
a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping
up on the porch and sat down beside me."

Defense Attorney: "Did you know him?"

Little Old Lady: "No, but he sure was friendly."

Defense Attorney: "What happened after he sat down?"

Little Old Lady: "He started to rub my thigh."

Defense Attorney: "Did you stop him?"

Little Old Lady: "No, I didn't stop him."

Defense Attorney: "Why not?"

Little Old Lady: "It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abler died some 30 years ago."

Defense Attorney: "What happened next?"

Little Old Lady: "He began to rub my breasts."

Defense Attorney: "Did you stop him then?"

Little Old Lady: "No, I did not stop him.'

Defense Attorney: "Why not?'

Little Old Lady: "His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt
that good in years!"

Defense Attorney: "What happened next?"

Little Old Lady: "Well, by then, I was feeling really 'spicy' that I just laid
down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!"

Defense Attorney: "Did he take you?"

Little Old Lady: "Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" and that's when I
shot him, the little bastard!"