French Facts
 

FUN FACTS ABOUT THE FRENCH

- A Frenchman will fight viciously and without regard to his own life if you stand between him and a white flag.

- Rumor has it that the French don't like bathing. This rumor comes from them smelling.

- To get with modern times, they've adopted a stance of preemptive surrender.

- During the cola wars, France was occupied by Pepsi for six months.

- They like to sell weapons to enemies of America. But come on, what kind of pansies use French weapons?

- The Eiffel Tower was constructed so that they would have something very tall to wave a white flag from in case of attack.

- In ancient times, primitive Frenchmen surrendered to thunderstorms.

- They actually have a military, though what purpose it serves is unknown.

Re: French Facts
 

I thought you aspired to wear a beret yourself, Crip?

TR

Re: French Facts
 

I'm sure your instructors are going to like this one. :eek:

Damn! I was laughing so hard at the first few I completely missed that one.

Thats what I get for posting while working in EMS dispatch.

When you get to jump school, it may be a good idea to read the whole manual. LOL

:D

Re: French Facts
 

When I first read that, I thought it said fag.

Well yeah, that too... :D