BEER GOGGLES!
 

My wife left me today ...

You see, after the second baby was born, she told me
we had to cut back on expenses . She said I had to give up
drinking beer.

I was not a big drinker in the first place, maybe a
12-pack on the weekends. Anyway, I gave it up .

Then today after she came home from shopping,

I noticed the receipt included $45 for some kind of
makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer to save
money but you don't seem to have given up anything!"

She said "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look
pretty for you."

That's when I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer
was for!"

I don't think she's coming back.

Classic.

That's a keeper!:D

.....and a 12 pack is a lot cheaper than a sack full of face paint!