Dude - we need to figure out how to monetize Box. We'll be gazillionairs in a month or so!!!

Truely!! Not only that, but we'll have an Army of Boxen to do our bidding!!

Imagine!! The Million Boxen March!! Box leading the way. Green beanie, suitable Cape, long staff. A million Boxen behind him chanting the Boxen Creed!! Marching through Washington to Cleanse DC of the un-worthee :D

...the left side of twitter would have me doxxed, kidnapped, and tossed into a pool of mutated ill-tempered sea bass with laser beams on their heads before I could cash my first check

Potential for Musk to control not just US information flow, but a significant amount globally. This is through controlling Twitter, adding a video component to it, and owning the world's largest satellite network by Jan23.

Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Hmmm... Box, you need an agent per chance?

if I posted the same nonsense on twister that I post here, I'd need an agent AND a security detail

Nothing to see here.
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for…

https://theintercept.com/2022/10/31/...formation-dhs/

Not a problem. As the world sees the wisdom of The Spoken Word of Box, I'm sure there will be plenty of Big Burly fellows to sit out side his house and stand guard at his speaking engagements!! We'll call them "The Fruit of Boxen!!" :D