You might be a liberal
 

You Might Be A Liberal If:



1) You think that protestors outside nuclear power plants are dedicated activists, but protestors outside abortion clinics are dangerous zealots interfering with a legal activity.

2) You believe that even though the top 20 percent of taxpayers pay 80 percent of income taxes, that the rich are not paying their fair share.

3) You believe in global warming today just as firmly as you believed in global cooling back in the 1970s.

4) You mentally subtract 100 points from someone's IQ if the person speaks with a Southern accent.

5) You are dedicated to helping the poor, the downtrodden and the less fortunate, but you have never given blood.

6) You have no problem with Hollywood movie stars flying around in private jets to give speeches on the evils of SUVs.

7) You deplore prejudice and bigotry in all its forms, but think that everyone in the "red states"� is an idiot.

8) You are worried about how the French view Americans.

9) You believe that nativity scenes should be banned from public view, but that anyone objecting to pornography only has to look the other way.

not the same theme as the original- I got it today via email and it fits (sort of
 

You might be a redneck if. . ..

It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God. . "

You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might still say Christmas, instead of "Winter Festible".

You bow your head when someone prays.

You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

You've never burned an American flag.

You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
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If you got this message it is because I believe that you, like me have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this post.

God Bless the USA.

You might be a liberal if…
You believe abortion is OK but Capital punishment is cruel…

You might be a liberal (or deranged) if you think Hillary Clinton is a very nice lady (or if you think she's hot :eek: )

I'm not a liberal....
 

I did say and think, that Hillary was hot. :lifter

I just happen to see her ankles when she bent over. I was "w/o someone" at the time and it was just a fleeting thought.

"The mind can play some serious tricks on you."

Dude, that's like saying the blonde at the counter is hot only to have them turn round and find out it's a guy. :eek:

are you trying to say you wouldn't "hate fuck" her??.. I know I would.. grab that hair.. oh.. sorry, don't mind me

I believe that abortion is the decision of the mother and father, not the govt., nor left or right leaning citizens. I don't believe it should be used as birth control or paid for by the govt. I think Capital punishment is OK as long as the person convicted really did do the crime. There's over zealous DAs that just want a conviction, not the facts.

What's that make me?

Damn Kyo...
 

I was looking for COMEDY...lmao.

Oh yeah, and I wouldn't hit Hilary no matter how long it had been, even if she was wearing french maid lingerie; spiked heels; with fishnet stockings, you know, the kind that have the line up the back; NO, NO, NO, don't take them off!

:eek: Run Awaaaaaay!!

Kyo, It will take me months to scorch/sear this image from my mind..... words hurt...and the aforementioned are like daggers to my sex drive... stabbing over and over...(RL - AL do I have a case?)


Guy, In just about every other state but yours brother, this statement would get you a 72hr stay in the "big observation fish tank". Its time to come east... way east.......we have left a ticket at the Greyhound Terminal for you.

Dude, you need some serious help. :D

YES!

Yuck!

The only reason I looked at her ankles was because....of what people said.

The guys were ragging my a$$ about my comment. :o At the time...I thought her ankles were pretty enticing. :p

Hillary No, Chelsea YES!!!