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JJ_BPK 04-01-2011 05:56

Stetson hat to be new Army standard headgear
 
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Stetson hat to be new Army standard headgear

Apr 1, 2011

By Army News Release

Army officials announced today that the Army will pay tribute to it's frontier roots by adopting the dark blue stetson and the official headgear for the current force of 1.1 million Soldiers. Soldier will wear the stetson with non-subdued rank and branch insignia on the front. The Army star will only worn by Soldiers who have yet to graduate Advanced Individual Training, or the Officer Basic Course.

http://www.army.mil/-news/2011/04/01...eadline-title0
Don't worry about the 400 verities of fatigues,,

Throw away your Black Berets..

Are Cowboy boots in your future???

:D:D:D:D

Richard 04-01-2011 06:15

GEN Abrams and his tanker/cav buddies are celebrating in their graves!

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K-9 Stetsons will also be issued in conjunction with Doggles to ensure explosive detection dogs have maximum protection, while looking as fierce as their handlers.
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There will be some restrictions on wear. In a nod to other dress blue uniform traditions, general officer Stetsons will be black and must have a completely flat brim. All other wearers of dark blue Stetsons will be allowed any combination of opposing but matching curls of the side brims, up-to-twenty-degrees up or down. However no single-side flapping of any portion of the brim will be allowed.
"Is that a 21 degree curl on that side brim, soldier?" :rolleyes:

1 Apr 2011 - and who says the Army has no sense of humor! :D

Richard
:munchin

Pete 04-01-2011 06:15

Why not the 1883
 
Why not the 1883 SpanAm hat?

http://www.oshkoshmuseum.org/Virtual...t4/e40141a.htm

It's a brownish color and would go good with any cammy uniform.

Oh, wait, we're talking a fashion statement with the Blues

Pete 04-01-2011 06:22

April 1st
 
Guys, this is April 1st? Right? Maybe? I hope?

"........The Army's official adoption date of the Stetson will be April Fool's Day, 2012................"

greenberetTFS 04-01-2011 07:15

Guess what,"I believe it",April Fool's Day or not!.......:rolleyes: Why in the heck are they doing to us what they did to the "snake-eaters"? Asked one officer familiar with the board's deliberations. "If you ain't Cav, you ain't ought to be wearing a Cav hat. That just ain't right..............:eek: Pete might be right,however nothing would surprise me,look what they did to the Rangers Beret!......... :(

Big Teddy :munchin

JJ_BPK 04-01-2011 07:23

http://www.oshkoshmuseum.org/Virtual...t4/e40141a.htm


I believe this is the one Rangers will wear???

Pete 04-01-2011 07:35

1880'S to 1905
 
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Originally Posted by JJ_BPK (Post 384528)
http://www.oshkoshmuseum.org/Virtual...t4/e40141a.htm


I believe this is the one Rangers will wear???

The 1880's saw the transition begin from the blue to the tan Army. By 1905 the Army was in Khaki with bolt action smokeless powder rifles.

The Regular Army went into the SpanAm war in Blue shirts and trapdoor Springfields.

The "Campaign Hat" has long been preferred over the "Kepi/patrol hat" by field troops for over 160 years.

mark46th 04-01-2011 08:40

Now we can play "Cowboys and Muslims!"

Buffalobob 04-01-2011 09:22

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The concept is good but the color is wrong.

Sdiver 04-01-2011 09:31

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Originally Posted by mark46th (Post 384551)
Now we can play "Cowboys and Muslims!"

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ....

:D :D :D :D

JustaSupportGuy 04-01-2011 09:35

PLEASE tell me this is a sick "April Fool's" joke. If not, it has to be the most retarded thing the army has come up with.:eek:

JJ_BPK 04-01-2011 09:41

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Originally Posted by JustaSupportGuy (Post 384561)
PLEASE tell me this is a sick "April Fool's" joke. If not, it has to be the most retarded thing the army has come up with.:eek:


No such thing... ;)

mojaveman 04-01-2011 09:51

Every soldier a cavalryman! :p

Those Australian regiments that wore the bushhats with one side pinned up didn't look too bad.

craigepo 04-01-2011 10:20

"The beret is not completely leaving the Army inventory, as communities who previously wore berets will return to or keep their traditional colors of maroon (airborne), black (Ranger) and green (Special Forces). Additionally Rangers will be allowed to keep the tan beret for use in desert climates. "We've at least earned that, for all grief we took in losing the black beret in the last go-round," said one unidentified tab-wearing board member."

Well, there should be a really good market for the Ranger Regiment guys to buy 2nd hand black berets for the future.

JustaSupportGuy 04-01-2011 10:22

I still have my stetson from my 1st Cav. days and my combat spurs, but I would never dream of wearing either with my ASU's to, lets say the Menton Ball.

I am curious what the proper headgear will be with the greens, they won't be phased out till 2014, dark blue stetson and greens? Major NO GO.

In a time when budget cuts to the DoD are all the rage, is this really necissary? During WWII when major cuts in operations budgets took place the Army did something smart, they combined a field and dress uniform that actually served its purpose quit well and saved money. Now in the early hours of our 2nd great depression we are adding a damn cowboy hat to the mix! :munchin

Next up collar/leashes and halter/saddle so we can pay respects to the dog and pony show the army has become.:p

Dusty 04-01-2011 10:30

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Originally Posted by mojaveman (Post 384565)
Every soldier a cavalryman! :p

Those Australian regiments that wore the bushhats with one side pinned up didn't look too bad.

Do you realize how ridiculous that statement reads at face value?

Stras 04-01-2011 10:34

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Originally Posted by JustaSupportGuy (Post 384561)
PLEASE tell me this is a sick "April Fool's" joke. If not, it has to be the most retarded thing the army has come up with.:eek:

Nope, you lose...

The most retarded thing was the Black Berets...
2nd most was the ACUs.
3rd was the Greens retired and the Blues modified.

No one cares about the Cav... I mean really, most means of 21st Century transportation do not respond to spurs, unless you are kicking a Private. :munchin

JJ_BPK 04-01-2011 11:13

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Originally Posted by mojaveman (Post 384565)
Those Australian regiments that wore the bushhats with one side pinned up didn't look too bad.

The Ozzies still wear their regimental slouch(bush) hat.

mojaveman 04-01-2011 11:18

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Originally Posted by Dusty (Post 384571)
Do you realize how ridiculous that statement reads at face value?

Forgot the pink for sarcasm/humor.

The entire subject is kind of ridiculous. ;)

Surgicalcric 04-01-2011 11:34

I just dont see Ranger Regiment going back to the black beret.

To be quite honest its a smack in the face...

Crip

SouthernDZ 04-01-2011 11:38

4th
 
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Originally Posted by Stras (Post 384576)
Nope, you lose...

The most retarded thing was the Black Berets...
2nd most was the ACUs.
3rd was the Greens retired and the Blues modified.

4th was retiring the TWs (khakis) so we could look more Air Force in our Class Bs:mad:

longrange1947 04-01-2011 11:50

You guys better watch what you kid about. That is how the good idea fairy gets launched!! :munchin :D

Stras 04-01-2011 11:56

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Originally Posted by longrange1947 (Post 384600)
You guys better watch what you kid about. That is how the good idea fairy gets launched!! :munchin :D

Maybe they'll feel nostalgic and issue us 1911s again..

Airbornelawyer 04-01-2011 12:24

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Clearly there is only one mode of headgear that properly respects the Army's long history.

longrange1947 04-01-2011 12:35

Those were some dam hot, and I mean miserable hot, hats.

LarryW 04-01-2011 12:51

You can bet the General that dreamed this crap up has a hat with a propeller on top.

Sten 04-01-2011 13:14

Is this an April fools joke or not?

JustaSupportGuy 04-01-2011 13:16

Burqa's and Hijad's for all... to celebrate the POTUS favorite culture and commemorate our time in the Middle East!:rolleyes:

Maybe in 2021 we can have pink berets with rainbow flash for the ten year anniversary of the repeal of DADT!

greenberetTFS 04-01-2011 13:21

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Originally Posted by mark46th (Post 384551)
Now we can play "Cowboys and Muslims!"

You just made some coffee run out my nose...........:rolleyes::eek::p

Big Teddy :munchin

sinjefe 04-01-2011 13:23

This one seems more appropriate.

RTK 04-01-2011 13:32

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Originally Posted by Stras (Post 384576)
No one cares about the Cav...

That hurts. That really hurts. :boohoo

I got excited this morning thinking the army had finally made a uniform change that didn't require me to drop $100 since I was already compliant. :D

Imagine my disappointment when I looked at my calendar...

Signed,
A Cavalryman who Cares

greenberetTFS 04-01-2011 13:40

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Originally Posted by JustaSupportGuy (Post 384625)
Maybe in 2021 we can have pink berets with rainbow flash for the ten year anniversary of the repeal of DADT!

That's already(pink beret with rainbow flash)reserved for "those people".....:rolleyes:
But,I bet they'll just love that pink Stetson when it comes out...........:eek:

Big Teddy :munchin

greenberetTFS 04-01-2011 13:45

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Originally Posted by sinjefe (Post 384629)
This one seems more appropriate.

A green propeller hat,now tell me that isn't really cool!..............;):D

Big Teddy :munchin

Stras 04-01-2011 13:55

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Originally Posted by sinjefe (Post 384629)
This one seems more appropriate.

Funny that you posted this.

We were leaving my house for a PGR mission, when we saw an object lying in the road before we got to the main street. Low and behold it was a propeller hat.

Guess what one of us wore as soon as we dismounted the bikes in the staging area..... The look on peoples faces was priceless. and yes, I took it off before standing in the flag line. :D

Leozinho 04-01-2011 14:03

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Originally Posted by Sten (Post 384624)
Is this an April fools joke or not?

Yes, though I'm not sure everyone here has figured it out.

Stras 04-01-2011 14:19

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Originally Posted by Leozinho (Post 384643)
Yes, though I'm not sure everyone here has figured it out.


The sad thing is after watching all the stupid "good ideas" previously identified in this thread that blossomed into reality since 1989, it could very well become fact.

orion5 04-01-2011 14:39

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Originally Posted by greenberetTFS (Post 384636)
That's already (pink beret with rainbow flash) reserved for "those people".....:rolleyes:
But,I bet they'll just love that pink Stetson when it comes out...........:eek:

Big Teddy :munchin

Just point me to the warehouse where those things are stored and I'll take care of it.

Satisfaction for me, plausible deniability for the rest of you. Win-win. :D

Adam35 04-01-2011 14:46

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Originally Posted by Sten (Post 384624)
Is this an April fools joke or not?

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Originally Posted by Leozinho (Post 384643)
Yes, though I'm not sure everyone here has figured it out.

Yeah, I wasn't completely sure either until I took a closer look at the photos in the OP. That photoshop job was what gave it away. :D

JustaSupportGuy 04-01-2011 15:48

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Originally Posted by greenberetTFS (Post 384636)
That's already(pink beret with rainbow flash)reserved for "those people".....:rolleyes:
But,I bet they'll just love that pink Stetson when it comes out...........:eek:

Big Teddy :munchin

This may be true... but wasn't the black beret once reserved for Rangers only? I'm telling you, some Liberal dumbass is gonna come up with an idea to make the military show its support for "Gay Pride".... unicorns, glitter and rainbow dreaming.

FML! Wheres my DD214?:(

Richard 04-01-2011 15:55

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Originally Posted by RTK (Post 384632)
Signed, A Cavalryman who Cares

Wanna take a wild guess at which US Army unit made the last cavalry charge into combat using horses? ;)

HINT: They weren't Cav.

Richard
:munchin


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