Chuck Norris Designated Texas Ranger
 

Chuck Norris Doesn't Play a Texas Ranger; He Is a Texas Ranger

Gov. Rick Perry designated Norris and his brother, stunt coordinator and producer Aaron Norris, honorary Texas Rangers.

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local-bea...111235999.html

And that and a $1.79 will get you a cup of the Coffee of the Day at Starbucks. ;)

Richard :munchin

I think they know it's just an honorary thing.
Best wishes to the old man.

Sir-Chuck's gonna need an honorary Texas Ranger Bowie, as well...

:D


On edit, I'd like to throw in that it seems a tad incongruous for a man who got his ass whipped by a Chinese dancer to recieve an award from the Texas Rangers.

That's Horrigans job.

HUH? I thought the Texas Rangers were getting Honorary Chuck Norris titles.

So did Chuck. :p

Richard :munchin

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sure took em long enough

Let the Chuck Norris Quotes Begin
 

No $1.79 needed. Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

And in TX, doesn't Starbucks have five sizes, instead of the usual four? Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Chuck Norris? :D

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

The earth is held to Chuck Norris by gravity.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

The Texas Rangers don't make Chuck Norris an honorary Texas Ranger. Chuck Norris makes the Texas Rangers honorary Chuck Norrises.

I have one that I bought back in '86 or so (blued not chrome). It has been an excellent handgun.

We've heard them all before, but we need to collect them here,...
 

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.

When Superman goes to bed, he wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

,...and.....

Thanksgiving is SO late Nov and Christmas is still 20 days away.

Were it not for Ranger Norris, we'd have nothing to celebrate; lord knows Wikileaks provides only comic relief....


T.

Outstanding, WD!:D

Chuck Norris began to commercially bottle his urine for sale. We now know that drink as Red Bull

Then there is this...

For a guy born in 1940, he's doing all right.

The boogieman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris

:D Now, that's funny, Bro!

ALL
 

...it has finally happened, can't beleive it, Chuck Norris jokes online.

http://www.mustsharejokes.com/page/Chuck+Norris+Jokes

The only thing Chuck Norris is afraid of is his own shadow!

Richard :munchin

And if you want tee shirts with your jokes (not that anything associated with Chuck Norris is a joke *hides*):

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

LMFAO at this one

As a fan of two-ply, I was laughing (cringing?) at the accompanying picture.

Hidden within Chuck Norris' beard, is another fist.

God made Chuck Norris so soldiers and firefighters can have a hero.:D

Chuck Norris sued NBC over the show Law and Order...which were the trademark names of his left and right legs.

I would a agree with this statement but its a proven fact the sun is afraid of Chuck Norris therefore would never cast a shadow :D

Chuck Norris
 

Chuck Norris traded his soul to the Devil for striking good looks and unsurpassed karate skills. Chuck round kick the devil and took his soul back and now he and the devil are good friends and play poker everyother Wednsday.

Chuck was in all 6 Star Wars movies.....as THE FORCE

jd

Chuck Norris does not stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bed frames, and sidewalks.

I thought he was the one Warrior God that the Klingons were too afraid to kill?


T

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He does push-downs (the earth moves away)