In this particular scenario, I think FMOTUS (First Manwhore) would be most fitting.

Chameleons
 

(very crafty sniper-type lizards please don't take offense)

I see in news reports that they included flags after being taken to task the previous day by the media. I see in news reports that they are having moment of silence for fallen police officers after being taken to task the previous day by the media as well (after their extended fellating of the Only Black Lives Matter movement).

Maybe if FNC would get up tomorrow & suggest they all march off a precipice into the Grand Canyon to show solidarity with global warming we'd wake up Monday and they'd have made the world a better place by not being in it.

Anybody understand what Katy Perry is singing? I'm lost...
(The song before "Roar" which sucks too in this arena)

Chelsea is her mother's daughter. That peach didn't fall far from the tree.

ETA: that they have to put a motivational commercial between Chelsea and her mother is a testament that she needs more support than her immediate family. (Morgan Freeman has already disappointed me to the point that he's in the Penn, Stalone, Damen, etc...camp. Loved your movies - won't pay for them, probably won't even watch them for free)

After that speech, it's apparent she doesn't get paid $65,000 per 10-minute speech for her oratory skills.

Okay, I just got done chowing down a delicious pizza and have had lots of beer today. If this b!tch makes me throw up I will forever hate her more than I already do for the last 23-years. :munchin


(It's clear already she needs to get some pointers from TOTUS how to give a speech without reading the TelePrompTer.)

The most important speech of her life - she's falling short! (Yeah!!!)

Did the left shark go off script again?

Hill-A-Ry - Hill-A-Ry - Hill-A-Ry - Hill-A-Ry...

Sounds like: Lock-Her-Up - Lock-Her-Up - Lock-Her-Up!!!

She's on a roll!!!

Put down the shovel or get an excavator this is epic!!!

Epic FAIL!

I'm too busy watching House Hunters International. They're in Malta!

Okay, that just made me lose MY *pizza and beer.

Thanks pal. :D :D :D


*Last day of class for this semester. Small celebration.

Damn you! There's pepperoni on my screen now...:p

LOL ... The California Delegation ain't buying it.

:lifter

It's a gift.

epic

Did she just say...

"The first time in our parties history we have Dominated a...woman for...president of the United States of America."

And I really did use a "D"