Life's a Bitch..... And then you die!

Big Teddy :munchin

Teddy,

What happened to "lifes a bitch and then you marry one." ?

One of my favorites:

I've toiled long and hard for bread, for honor and for riches,
but on my toes too long you've tread, you well bred sons of bit#h*s.

There's a couple my friends and I like to yell when we've had a few. A version of the one above:

"To honor,
If you can't get in her, get honor.
If you can't cum in her, come honor.
To honor!"


Now what 80's movie is this from?
"To the Army and the Navy, and the battles they've won.
To America's Colors, the colors that never run.
May the wings of Liberty, never lose a feather.
Here's to good 'ol US of A for worse or for better!!"

"Big Trouble in Little China", Kurt Russell.

TR

some of my favorites
 

I always enjoy a vulgar, yet funny toast, so I'll share with you guys a few of my favorites:

lotta versions of this one, but the one I heard was

"Here's to you, Here's to me!
Friends forever, we shall be.
Should we ever disagree...
f* you... here's to me!"

another adaptation for the Honor toast is simply;

"A toast to on-her (honor),
Here's to getting on-her
Staying on-her
and if you cant cum in her
cum on-her"

"A toast to the Matron of Honor,
and all the times we laid upon her,
We f*ed her standing, we f*ed her lying,
If she had wings, we'd f*ed her flying.
Now she's dead, but not forgotten,
Lets dig up her bones and f* her rotten!"

"Here's to the breezes,
that blow through the trees'es,
That lift girls skirts up to their knees'es
She pleases, she teases, she bends those knee'es
Look at that snatch... down the hatch!"

And on a less vulgar note, a Captain on my team once said (I'm sure he stole it from a movie)

"Never Lie, Cheat, Steal, or drink...
If you must lie... lie with a beautiful woman,
if you must cheat, cheat death,
if you must steal, steal a woman's heart,
if you must drink, may it always be with your friends""

there are many versions of that one.

One of my favorite movies...and, as I have said before, one of our greatest actors! I watched "Backdraft" last night. I'll watch "Miracle" tonight. Couple those with "Used Cars" and... well. Kurt's the best

My favorite, and the one I always use, is quite simple:

"God Bless America!"

L'Chaim........ to Life!

Vivere commune est, sed non commune mereri.

Everybody lives; not everybody deserves to.

OK, it's been 5.5 years.................Time to go WESTERN!!

Here's to the slit that never heals.
The more you rub it, the better it feels.
But all the Soap this side of Hell,
can't wash away that fishy smell!!
:D
Later
Martin

"Here's to women's kisses,
and to whiskey, amber clear;
Not as sweet as a woman's kiss,
but a darn sight more sincere."


"May you live as long as you want
and never want as long as you live."

"May neighbours respect you,
Trouble neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And heaven accept you."

Damn, you just bumped mine into "yesterday"!!:D

Yes he is. Don't forget to watch "The Thing", too!

Hmmm... I think the original is

WCL
 

Excellent, good job.

In the Q, you'll have to write essays. Keep these close and drop them ever so often to the SGM.

WD