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The Reaper 01-29-2007 13:27

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Originally Posted by NG_M4_Shooter
...but would he mind loaning you some cash so you can take his god daughter out for a good time... Let us know what happens.

Two things we who have daughters do not want to hear is a young man mention the daughter and "good time" in the same sentence.:rolleyes:

TR

Jack Moroney (RIP) 01-29-2007 14:24

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Originally Posted by TheRider
But who is Jakovenko?

One of my few friends in every sense of the word and the epitome of the Special Forces soldier and that is SGM Jakovenko to you stud.

rubberneck 01-29-2007 14:35

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Originally Posted by The Reaper
Two things we who have daughters do not want to hear is a young man mention the daughter and "good time" in the same sentence.:rolleyes:

TR


As a father of a 3 year old girl I hope never hear a young man refer to my daughter as a "good time". It might get ugly.;)

x SF med 01-29-2007 14:41

Rider-
A little friendly advice:

1. Apologize to COL Moroney, faster than a speeding bullet, for the breech of etiquette.

2. Do some research on the SGM, write a clear and concise report on why the SGM is a true "SF Stud" in every good sense of the word.

3. After doing both of the above items, hide for a while, read, but don't post in order to avoid the wrath of the QPs who hold SGM Jakovenko in very high regard.

As I said, this is only friendly advice, you are perfectly welcome to ignore it, although that would probably not be in your best interest if you want to remain a guest on this Board.

Have a very SF day.

Peregrino 01-29-2007 19:11

Alright Guys, My apologies. This is what I get for succumbing to a Puckish impulse. I allowed it to continue so I'm fixing it.

The Rider - I sincerely hoped you would get a clue without having somebody take a sledgehammer to you. Obviously my (our) feeble attempt(s) at irony was a little too subtle for you. This has gone on long enough.

1. Nobody here cares about your love life. You've also stepped on your crank - with golf cleats. You don't appear to be astute enough to have gotten the hint.

2. You apparently don't understand the obligations inherent in the Godfather relationship. Any honorable man, be he QP or Casper Milquetoast, would express concern about the intentions/actions of a young man interested in his Goddaughter.

3. If dramatic effect (status and threat) keeps problems from happening, then it is effort well spent. If it doesn't, honor has been satisfied; you were warned.

4. If you're stupid enough to mess with a dog after he's growled a warning, you deserve to get bitten.

5. You need to improve your SA and figure out who we are and what this board is about. The impression you are leaving with the other members is very uncomplimentary.

Try lurking for a while until people forget about this thread.

Thread Closed - Peregrino

Team Sergeant 01-30-2007 10:06

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Originally Posted by The Reaper
Actually, I guess being there at the moment that he calls his potential Godfather-in-law a poser and discovers that he happens to be named Jakovenko or something like that and actually is a QP would be tremendously funny (for me) and would be a moment I would like to have on tape.

TR

SGM Jakovenko would never have had to say anything, he would only have had to look in your direction, once. ;)


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