| Ambush Master |
04-09-2004 08:44 |
Speaking of Javelinas !!! The owner of a ranch that I had a Deer Lease on visited one of the encampments of hunters one evening to pay a social visit. After a few drinks a couple of the hunters got to talking about the huge heard on Javelinas that they had happened upon and had shot. Johnny pulled out his wallet and asked how many tails they had cut off and these two looked at each other and asked, Why ?? Johnny says that those things are such a nuisance that he pays a $50 Bounty, and pays only if they have the tail. Well these two, very drunk at this point, jump into their old WWII Jeep and head of up into the mountains. It was at about daylight when they showed up at the Ranch House, beat all to hell and mad as can be. They had nearly killed themselves finding the pack that they had shot, only to discover that Javelinas DO NOT HAVE TAILS !!! :D
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