Let me break down some trend based statistics for anyone interested in having some REAL fun gambling on the 2020 shit show currently known as the "General Election"

Robert Altman, Michael Douglas, Alec Baldwin, Kim Basinger, Elton John, and Barbara Streisand all threatened to leave the country if Bush-1 was elected…
Then Babs threatened again when Bush-2 was elected…
Then she had a 3-peat when Trump was elected…
"Nevertheless - she persisted"
Betting on Babs to float another emigration threat is NOT going to win big bucks. It’s like betting that the Vikings or Bills will choke in the Super Bowl.

Snoop Dogg, Lena Dunham, Chelsea Handler, Ne-Yo, Neve Campbell, Raven-Symoné, Bryan Cranston, and yes even Babs – all threatened to leave the USA if Trump was elected...
"Nevertheless - they persisted"
-Chuck Schumer’s retarded niece threatened a move to Spain but she did something far worse - she stayed in the USA and made a couple of movies.
-Eddie Griffin and Mace Windu both threatened to move to Africa.
-George Lopez threatened to move to Mexico.
-George Clooney kept his word and moved to England but juuuust long enough to realize that England sucks; then like a bad penny he came right back to the USA.
-Whoopie Goldburger, Chelsea Handler, Hanna Montana, Neve Campbell - all said they were leaving the USA if their team don’t win…
"Nevertheless - they persisted"

For fuck sake – Neve Campbell is from Ontario – and STILL stayed in the USA after DJT took office
-Also a Canadian - Jon Stewart - he loves his homeland so much that instead of moving back to Canada, he said he would move off the planet. I’m not sure where – maybe he was going to share a spaceship with Cher since she threatened to move to Jupiter.

Can't fault Cher for not actually moving though - she probably just didnt realize that Jupiter is a gas giant and that she would have to fly right through an asteroid belt and right past Matt Damon’s sweet little casa on Mars to get there. Besides, if she was going all the way to Jupiter, she’d be better off living on one of the moons.
Cher is stupid – pay no attention to her.

Supreme Court Justice Darth Vader Guinness-burg threatened to move to New Zealand – because nothing says unbiased non-partisan judicial icon like a liberal activist Supreme-Court-Walking-Zombie-Justice that says some shit like that during an election campaign.
Wouldn't want to unjustly impact an election now - would she.
...Hypocrite

So yes - making good money betting the odds in 2020 will be a little tricky.
We could set the Over/Under at “21” as the exact amount of celebrity emigration threats and adjust from there.
-I’m willing to gamble that Darth Bader if pressed for a comment, will actually speak out again - after all, she has nothing to lose. She’s got a BioPic for her fan base to worship and she knows that she may very well give up the ghost during a second DJT presidency so she can pretty much swing her bright-red-woke-saber with reckless abandon because nobody is going to call her out.
-Babs is almost CERTAINLY going to threaten another move
-I am pretty certain that Deniro will lose his shit and threaten an emigration move over a 2d term – especially after DJT being “Impeached Forever” by Empress Pelosi.

Based on trends, if we played an Over/Under game with the election - I’d feel pretty confident putting money on the ‘over’ with a 21-celebrity emigration line.

Gambling on the 2020 General-Election/Fall-Classic is going to be a wild ride.
-Will 2 million illegal votes be cast in Cali’ - Who knows
-will dead people in Chicago be allowed to voice their opinion?? hard to tell this early in the season
-Will DJT collude – with anyone - maybe so; not that it matters - the Democrats already have their impeachment articles written up for the spring of 2020 just in case.
-Is Bloomberg going to eat a giant spoonful of gay ice cream and then post a video endorsement of the central park talking dog demographic…
…you bet your ass he will !!!
-Will QuidProJoe Biden offer to send Marvin the Martian a shipment of Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulators in exchange for six coked up space-hookers and a high paying CEO job for Hunter??? At this point, anything is possible - we have all been transported to bizarro world anyway - that's what makes gambling so much fun.


Place your bets mother fuckers – place your bets !!!!!

Re: Communists threatening to leave if DJT re-elected....

Once the election results are in confirming "Dictator Trump" being re-elected by *gasp* that evil electoral college thingy, the newly crowned "Dictator Trump" should send his legions of personal brown shirted state security personnel (wait..wasn't that Obummer who wanted those?) out to round up all who said they would leave the country, put them on the chartered planes out to where they said they would go and revoke their citizenship/passport/visas.

Just kidding....:D

Bloomberg and M. Obama
 

Bloomberg= DNC business guy to run economy this is to win Wall Street, Big Business and Country Club Republicans.

Counter to Trump as he will present a more refined billionaire.

M. Obama = Obama legacy and a women to pull in all the useful idiots.

Make no mistakes...

I dont want any of them to leave. Just because I don't respect them as Americans; just because I don't fully even recognize them as fellow countrymen, I still dont want to force them out.
I want them to stay and suffer - I want them to stay and entertain us with their wild and ridiculous get-woke diatribes.
No sirree - I'd rather tune in and watch Jimmy Kimmel cry alligator tears as he laments his oppression at the hands of the evil conservative president.
I'd rather listen to Baldwin rant and rave as he serves as an example of how NOT to treat your kids, or the public at large.
Nothing says "Donald Trump hates the media" like Alec Balwdin punching a reporter in the fucking face !!!

Nothing says "interfering with elections that YOU aren't part of is a bad thing" like watching a Bloomberg Campaign ad where he BRAGS about funneling money into elections across the country in an effort to change the makeup of our congress.

Anytime someone tells you zombies are just pretend - you can have them look upon the shriveled, leathery, Sith-like images of Empress Pelosi or Lord Bader or Fat Jerry or Al Sharpton - even the twisted visage of an old cLint0n for that matter...
...one glance at the horror and you will know - zombies are real

Nothing is finer than watching the governing class and the court jester class implode with rage as the tears stream down their collective botox injected faces - and NOTHING makes your afternoon tea more enjoyable than flavoring it with the sweet sweet taste of limousine liberal tears.


PS- Uman, the image of a Bloomberg/Obama ticket sent a shiver down my spine and drove me to my bottle of tums.
Thats fucked up - I cant believe you would even put such a thing on a public bulletin board. You're among friends here, no need to scare people like that.
Thats really really REALLY fucked up. You owe me a bottle of tums and a jar of Maalox.
I forgive you -
...but still - thats pretty fucked up

Just so you know I didnt take that image laying down - heres one for you:
Hillary Clinotn in Leopard Print spandex standing next to Lord Bader in a bikini.
Now we're even.


Vote hard my friends - vote hard

• I bet "Bernie" will croak mid-stream while campaigning, maybe someone will give him a little help in that department.

• Those brain dead celebrities will continue to spew rhetoric and hateful remarks, but will not move an inch away from their million dollar homes and “I Can’t Act” jobs. Cher, I’m betting she will have some more plastic surgery to resemblance the now dead Sonny Bono or RuPaul and a lobotomy, that part of her brain is not needed, she's just a stupid C. DeNiro, who gives a Fuck.....I’m thinking someone will give him a nice punch to the throat. Snoop Dog will open up Dunkin Donut Franchises. Alec Baldwin will explode into a massive blob of egotistical fat deposits all over the SNL audience; who's Chelsea Handler? :p Whoopie....well she will have a new job as a mop for a cleaning service, just shove a broomstick up her ass and turn her upside down. Neve Campbell; she’ll be shipped back to Canada preferably to the northern most part of the country, frozen in ice. Matt Damon will be freeze dried and packaged in a little box on the next scheduled launch of the ULA Atlas V to Mars in the summer of 2020. Streisand will tour China, lose her voice and contact the Coronavirus but won’t be allowed back into the US due to contamination. She will then be imprisoned because she cannot contribute to China's state runned economy.

• Darth Vader Ginsburg…..she’ll be sent to a Taxidermist to get stuffed and be displayed in a Feminist Museum that sells pink Vagina Hats.

That's my bet.....

This is precisely why I've encouraged #1 Genius Grand-daughter to use her summer in an entrepreneurial fashion if she doesn't bag the exchange trip to Deutschland. She's really experienced from baking competitions as a 4H youngster, and has a dynamite recipe for Schadenfreude Pie.

I figure if the DNC puts the big scroogie to Bernie again in Milwaukee & his street thugs make good on their promise that delicacy ought to be in real demand come November.

@ Rita: Ma'am it may just be his "out" for optics purposes if the kluge that is to be their convention comes to pass. Not betting against you.
:cool:

That CANT be your bet.

Good lord you are bad at this.

We have a line bet going on here. The line is 21-Celebrities. If you take the over, and 22 or more celebrities threaten to emigrate - you win. Low odds since a win will be post-impeachment - liberal heads will explode so expect a LOT of threats. Payoff odds are only 1 to 1. A ten dollar bet will only win you ten bucks.
That's why I'm taking the 'over' - not much risk and I'm sure to win a few bucks.

If you bet the 'under' and 20 or less celebrities threaten to emigrate - you win. The odds are a little higher on this one - I'm saying 5 to 1 odds. In 2016 everyone thought Hillary was going to crush DJT. Even with the election "in the bag" for Hillary, folks were worrying and we still had well over 20 well known celebrities (and a supreme court Justice) threatening to emigrate. Thats why the odds are higher and the line is lower - to get all the suckers to bet on the under hoping for a bigger payoff. 2020 is a different game with different rules. Nobody expects the liberals to sit quietly on the sidelines - so a win would bring you 50 bucks.

If you bet 21 and exactly 21 celebrities threaten to emigrate - you win big. The odds might be as high as 10 to 1. That same ten spot would win you a hundred bucks.
...but - its risky.


Regardless - you cant just bet that Baldwin will explode all over the SNL crowd while Damon gets freeze dried and shipped off like airport luggage.

Those aren't even real bets - thats just being mean spirited - and you're better than that. The Bernie angle is worth looking into though - he's already had one heart attack this season and it's looking like the DNC is gearing up to treat him like the Indians treated Custer. The humiliation would be epic enough to pull a few bucks worth of Bernie-Breakdown side bets...

Damn.....I am mean spirited..LOL...I'm not good at bets or odds. I can't even win on a scratch off ticket....Okay, I'll go for broke and bet a little under; 18 celebrities take a hike, or drink the Cool-Aid.....:D I do like the Bernie scenario, he's pushing 80 with a bad ticker....:p maybe someone can send him a few 14th Street hookers and post it on Pornhub to quicken the demise.....

And his running mate/VP AOC becomes Comrade Chairman?? :mad::mad::mad:

Na, I don't think he'll make it as the candidate for the Dummocrats. As far as Comrade AOC maybe she'll have some sort of "accident"; slip on the ice or something. I do think both are dangerous period, I think that's a given and they both need to just disappear.

I believe the correct vernacular would be Comrade ChairPERSON

I'd say Chairwoman or Chairlady or even Chair-ette but I would never be so bold as to assume political gender...
...so Chairperson is probably the safest choice to prevent a premature burst of recreational outrage

AOC ain't old enough. Besides, after Rita runs all the hookers out, all those lamp posts are going to need some decoratin'.

I'm sticking with the OVER and Big Giant Meteor....

On the U of Penn Campus:
 

The Philadelphia V A Medical Center is on The U of Penn Campus 3900 Woodland Ave.Phila.PA. 19104. Most of the Ivy League students are supporters for Bernie the Socialist...entitled elites who pay $$$$ tuition for an undervalued education. 99% of the students are snowflakes who are easily intimidated with a mild show of force. Between the two universities Penn & Drexel they have purchased the entire neighborhood from the river out to 50th street. The old Mantua neighborhood is now University City.

Textiles
 

Everyone needs to remember the first rule of gambling is the “house always wins” ! Why do you think what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas....well most things (and at least until their new slogan comes out).

That’s why the really smart bet is going to be on “Pink Vagina hats”. Because based on the last election, after November 3rd; we’re going to need several metric butt tons of them for the howling at the moon masses.

JMO