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TheRider 01-28-2007 21:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Reaper
He sounds like a poser to me.

I would call him out and tell him to lighten up.

TR

Yea i was thinking about that today. Because after reading posts on here for a while, I realized that he more than likely is posing. The reason i say that is, Who is or was SF, holds them selves with high regard and self control, and from the way they type thing, would never use SF in a manner such as this. They dont go flashing it around like a threat. Or even go bragging which is kind of the way he was saying it. So i would be impressed and intimidated. I am seeing her tomorrow after school. And am going to ask him if he can show me his beret, and if he can recite the SF Creed. Yes he could have bought the beret and memorized the creed. But im getting his first and last name and as it says in one of the stickies, this is a small community and somebody on here probably has heard of him if he really is legitimate.

PSM 01-28-2007 22:16

Regardless of his SF status, you have to treat his daughter as you would expect your daughter to be treated.

I only have a son, but this is what he was taught.

Pat

Spartan359 01-29-2007 00:46

You got the normal speech everyone hear's from a father who's daughter is dating. Regardless if he's blood or not.

I second what PSM said.

:munchin

x SF med 01-29-2007 07:41

Rider-
I'm sure most of the QPs on this site know the SF Creed, but I bet most of us don't have it memorized (I am in this group, I could not recite the SF creed even under threat of death, oh - I'm going to get slammed for that revelation). If it looks like a poser, talks like a poser, and smells like a poser - well, generally, you have a poser.

Keep your honor, keep your integrity, do what is right and you'll get through anything.

The Reaper 01-29-2007 08:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Reaper
He sounds like a poser to me.

I would call him out and tell him to lighten up.

TR

That was a joke, son, a joke.:rolleyes:

TR

x SF med 01-29-2007 09:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Reaper
That was a joke, son, a joke.:rolleyes:

TR

TR -
A joke? All except the lighten up part, right?:D
signed - the ritalin troll

The Reaper 01-29-2007 09:26

Actually, I guess being there at the moment that he calls his potential Godfather-in-law a poser and discovers that he happens to be named Jakovenko or something like that and actually is a QP would be tremendously funny (for me) and would be a moment I would like to have on tape.

TR

Snaquebite 01-29-2007 09:37

Quote:

Actually, I guess being there at the moment that he calls his potential Godfather-in-law a poser and discovers that he happens to be named Jakovenko or something like that and actually is a QP would be tremendously funny (for me) and would be a moment I would like to have on tape.
Now that I would like to see...

x SF med 01-29-2007 10:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Reaper
Actually, I guess being there at the moment that he calls his potential Godfather-in-law a poser and discovers that he happens to be named Jakovenko or something like that and actually is a QP would be tremendously funny (for me) and would be a moment I would like to have on tape.

TR

That would be humorous, rather bloody, but extremely humorous - a few other names would be Dix, Howard, or Gritz... Ah, to be the 18D on site for that!:munchin

TheRider 01-29-2007 10:32

John Barretta. I got the name from her last night. Over the phone not in person... But yes i understand about the standard lecture. But who is Jakovenko?

JMI 01-29-2007 10:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRider
John Barretta. I got the name from her last night. Over the phone not in person... But yes i understand about the standard lecture. But who is Jakovenko?

The fact of the matter is, you have to treat the girl right no matter if her GF is SF or not. Does it really matter if this guy was SF ? Why do you need to know so badly? And if he is what then? You're not going to treat the girl any worse if he isn't so why the investigative questioning?

x SF med 01-29-2007 10:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRider
But who is Jakovenko?

Run a google search on "Jakovenko Army". Have very SF day, you're gonna need it after the 5th Group guys get done with you. :munchin

Bill Harsey 01-29-2007 11:59

I almost posted a question here about letting a Special Forces Soldier date our own daughters but then decided against it.

x SF med 01-29-2007 12:49

Bill, your daughter would have about 500 SF 'Uncles' watching over her, she'd be about the safest girl in Oregon.:D

JGarcia 01-29-2007 12:52

Rider,

This is what you do guy:

First, trot down to Radio Shack and get a thingamajigge to record phone conversations. After you hook it up, call the God Dad up and tell him ----but make sure you get all of this out in one breath---that you two are pregnant.... And that you've decided to sort of travel around hitchhiking and ask if he wouldn't mind lending you two some money for a while, tell him you were thinking of staying at his place for a bit until the excitement died down, but tell him you can only eat steak or seafood -- but its got to be fresh. Let him know you like to sleep in and if thats a problem for him maybe he would be willing to pay rent for a while so you two could get things settled. Let him know that you support the idea of liberated women, and plan to take care of all of the household chores after the baby is born so your girlfriend can work.... Be sure to record all of this.

After he slams down the phone try and call him back to tell him you're only kidding, but would he mind loaning you some cash so you can take his god daughter out for a good time... Let us know what happens.


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