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Bill Harsey
05-12-2004, 20:17
NDD, can you please give both the description and instructions on a proper Monkey Stomping? Advice on conditions under which this technique may be used would also be helpful.
The Reaper
05-12-2004, 20:23
Originally posted by Bill Harsey
NDD, can you please give both the description and instructions on a proper Monkey Stomping? Advice on conditions under which this technique may be used would also be helpful.
Sorry to jump in on someone else's request for instruction, but I would suspect that you would start with something that looks like this....
TR
Bill Harsey
05-12-2004, 20:26
I knew someone could help if NDD was busy!
NousDefionsDoc
05-12-2004, 20:32
For you, anything Maestro:
Main Entry: 1Monkey Stomping
Pronunciation: 'm&[ng]-kE, 'stomp ng
Function: verb
Etymology: by alteration. Probably of low Special Forces origin (7th Group).
1 : To cloud up and rain all over an opponent
2 a : To beat the living crap out of someone b : to literally beat a man down so bad you end up jumping up and down on them and throwing them against walls or bars.
3. a : To go medieval on that ass. b : To cause the object of the stomping to seek medical attention at Doc T's ER. c : to cause the opponent to call the police just to get you off him
See also: GWOT, Che, ass whuppin', beat down, owned,Gutter Fightin', CQB, Monkey Ward Crowbar, Holy Mary Mother of God Get This Insane Bastard Off Me!
NousDefionsDoc
05-12-2004, 20:34
For instructions, please refer to Colonel Rex Applegate's Kill or Get Kilt - Everyman's Guide to Monkey Stomping for Dummies
The Reaper
05-12-2004, 20:38
In the immortal words of Inspector Clousseau:
"Does your minkey bite?"
TR
Bill Harsey
05-12-2004, 20:39
Perfect! Pay attention kids, you will see this material again.
NousDefionsDoc
05-12-2004, 20:43
Originally posted by The Reaper
Sorry to jump in on someone else's request for instruction, but I would suspect that you would start with something that looks like this....
TR
Ouch! That's going to leave a mark on the old psyche. LOL
Bill Harsey
05-12-2004, 20:44
Looking for chapter on Monkey Stomping in Col. Applegates book, "Kill or get Kilt" . Hmm, wait, that's why I can't find it, IT'S THE WHOLE DAMN BOOK!
NousDefionsDoc
05-12-2004, 20:52
Originally posted by Bill Harsey
Looking for chapter on Monkey Stomping in Col. Applegates book, "Kill or get Kilt" . Hmm, wait, that's why I can't find it, IT'S THE WHOLE DAMN BOOK!
That is correct sir. I did not reference the Colonel's fine work, Combat Use of the Fighting Knife since your artistry is prominent on practically every page. I call that short work the Monkey Stomping Cliff's Notes .
Sacamuelas
05-12-2004, 21:06
Originally posted by NousDefionsDoc
For you, anything Maestro:
Main Entry: 1Monkey Stomping
Pronunciation: 'm&[ng]-kE, 'stomp ng
Function: verb
Etymology: by alteration. Probably of low Special Forces origin (7th Group).
1 : To cloud up and rain all over an opponent
2 a : To beat the living crap out of someone b : to literally beat a man down so bad you end up jumping up and down on them and throwing them against walls or bars.
3. a : To go medieval on that ass. b : To cause the object of the stomping to seek medical attention at Doc T's ER. c : to cause the opponent to call the police just to get you off him
See also: GWOT, Che, ass whuppin', beat down, owned,Gutter Fightin', CQB, Monkey Ward Crowbar, Holy Mary Mother of God Get This Insane Bastard Off Me!
see also: openin' a can of whoop ass, snot knockin', and skull draggin'
Thank you gentlemen. This thread made my night just reading it. CLassic!!
:D
Originally posted by The Reaper
Sorry to jump in on someone else's request for instruction, but I would suspect that you would start with something that looks like this....
TR
At that age (<4yoa) It's a decent start. I can't begin to tell you how much the familiarity with weaponry helped me in public school :D
Get AM to tell you the whole story behind those pics sometime.
Brother Rat
05-15-2004, 14:12
I believe the army has a manual regarding this subject:
http://www.ncoer.com/wall.htm
:D
Bill Harsey
05-15-2004, 14:40
Originally posted by Brother Rat
I believe the army has a manual regarding this subject:
http://www.ncoer.com/wall.htm
:D Okay, just read the whole manual, after your done doing all this THEN the Monkey Stomping starts.
In the immortal words of Inspector Clousseau:
"Does your minkey bite?"
*CHOMP*
"I thought you said your monkey didn't bite!?"
"That... is NOT my minkey!"
Scotty
NousDefionsDoc
05-31-2004, 19:49
Ok, we have to have a new name for this. After I complained about LEO using our terms, seems I went I did it myself.
Suggestions?
Bill Harsey
05-31-2004, 20:54
NDD, Do you mean a new name for Monkey Stomping !?!?! Or just a new name for this thread? Sorry if i lost ya somewhere...
NousDefionsDoc
06-01-2004, 07:20
A new name for Monkey Stomping.
Bill Harsey
06-01-2004, 07:29
At this writing I propose you stick with Monkey Stomping, it's yours, you own it. The term is too descriptive. Besides, I just named my 100 lb. forging hammer machine "The Monkey Stomper" during one of those rare inspired moments of brilliance where no alcohol was involved.
Bill Harsey
06-01-2004, 07:30
Monkey Stompin' Steel.
NousDefionsDoc
06-01-2004, 07:52
I thought the term was generic enough to use, but apparently its not. 'Sides, I haven't heard of any primates in our current theater of operations.
Bill Harsey
06-01-2004, 07:55
No Navy guys?
"Tripping the Monkey Fandango"?
Bill Harsey
06-01-2004, 11:53
Here is the best replacement for Monkey Stomping I can come up with today but first, credit where credit is due, you have to hear the story on how I got it. Last August we got up on top of Steens Mountain (Orygun) on the east rim overlook at the head of the Kiger Gorge. This is where you can look down between your toes and see the Alvord Desert 6000 ft below. My buddies had just spotted 4 bighorn sheep rams starting to bed down to get out of the days heat. While we took turns watching them thru the spotting scope One of my friends pointed to an impossible hanging rock ledge way down there and told me "That's where Roger let the air out of one". He was talking about the trophy ram my other friend who was there had taken some years ago. I like that term, "Let the air out."
Bill Harsey
06-01-2004, 11:55
Originally posted by Bill Harsey
No Navy guys? edited to say, "Holy Crap, I can't go picking on navy guys, must have been bad coffee this morning, what was I thinking"
Kyobanim
06-01-2004, 11:59
Originally posted by Bill Harsey
While we took turns watching them thru the spotting scope One of my friends pointed to an impossible hanging rock ledge way down there and told me "That's where Roger let the air out of one". He was talking about the trophy ram my other friend who was there had taken some years ago. I like that term, "Let the air out."
That one has a double meaning. I get accused of that the day after mexican quisine.
"Primate Poundin"
"Simian Smackdown"
"To Get Dallas PD (http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1034) on a Gorilla's Ass"
Originally posted by NousDefionsDoc
For you, anything Maestro:
Main Entry: 1Monkey Stomping
Pronunciation: 'm&[ng]-kE, 'stomp ng
Function: verb
Etymology: by alteration. Probably of low Special Forces origin (7th Group).
1 : To cloud up and rain all over an opponent
2 a : To beat the living crap out of someone b : to literally beat a man down so bad you end up jumping up and down on them and throwing them against walls or bars.
3. a : To go medieval on that ass. b : To cause the object of the stomping to seek medical attention at Doc T's ER. c : to cause the opponent to call the police just to get you off him
See also: GWOT, Che, ass whuppin', beat down, owned,Gutter Fightin', CQB, Monkey Ward Crowbar, Holy Mary Mother of God Get This Insane Bastard Off Me!
I said "STOMP", nothing to do with "Monkey."
Now they are saying I threatened too "KILL" the monkey looking like motherfucker, when all I said..."If we get hit and we have to E&E to the Green Zone...I will stomp your short ass into the ground."
Sometimes I wonder...if people want to win this GWOT or do business?
The Reaper
06-01-2004, 12:54
Originally posted by Guy
I said "STOMP", nothing to do with "Monkey."
Now they are saying I threatened too "KILL" the monkey looking like motherfucker, when all I said..."If we get hit and we have to E&E to the Green Zone...I will stomp your short ass into the ground."
Sometimes I wonder...if people want to win this GWOT or do business?
We were talking about monkeys, NOT midgets, Guy!
If you had to hit the streets, put him on point, unarmed, and tell him to pick up a double time.
TR
Originally posted by The Reaper
We were talking about monkeys, NOT midgets, Guy!
If you had to hit the streets, put him on point, unarmed, and tell him to pick up a double time.
TR
Sir:
I don't discriminate however...midget or monkey...it's the same damn thing when comes to a combat zone.
As far as him walking point, unarmed and double timing...
Every fucking news crew in country would have the cameras on him. I know if I was a cameraman...I would!
DISCLAIMER:
I have nothing against short people however, if you can't shoot over a car and you have never been operational in a foriegn country (working for FEDEX don't count)...then you should'nt be making tactical decisions! :eek:
Originally posted by NousDefionsDoc
A new name for Monkey Stomping.
Here's a few :
A Simian Special
A Simian Surprise
An Ape Dance
A Mighty Joe Young
The Reaper
06-01-2004, 20:26
Going medieval?
TR
NousDefionsDoc
06-01-2004, 20:36
Let's leave off the monkeys, primates, etc. and come up with something new. With the talent on this board, that should be easy enough.
Going medieval is good.
Letting the air out would imply shooting or stabbing to me, doesn't cover the empty hand. But I like it very much.
Bill Harsey
06-01-2004, 20:40
Originally posted by The Reaper
Going medieval?
TR Good one. How bout "NDD's Tutoring Service"
How's about pulling a number 6....
....That's aware we ago aridin' inta town...ah yellin' and whoppin', ahh wompin' and ah bashin' every last one of 'em.
Bill Harsey
06-01-2004, 21:16
"personal stress delivery system", PSDS
The Reaper
06-01-2004, 21:24
Attitude Adjustment?
TR
Bill Harsey
06-01-2004, 21:29
attitude adjusters (right hand, left hand, right foot, left foot)
Ambush Master
06-01-2004, 21:33
Reaching the ZERO BULLSHIT LEVEL, followed by a TAP DANCE ON THEIR ASS = Zero Bullshit Tapdance !! ZBT for Short !! Dude, yo fixin' ta be (pronounced) Zapped (ZBT'd)!!!:D
Bill Harsey
06-01-2004, 21:46
New medical term! One dose of ZBT comin' up!
Roguish Lawyer
06-02-2004, 00:07
Well, in my quest for a solution, I found this:
http://www.fred.net/turtle/asskicker/asskicker.html
Be sure to note the links at the bottom!
Roguish Lawyer
06-02-2004, 00:18
For Solid and the knackered one:
"Beat seven shades of shit out of someone"
http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/b.htm
The Reaper
06-02-2004, 05:52
The old military standard.
FM 22-102, Wall-to-Wall Counseling.
http://www.ncoer.com/wall.htm
TR
brownapple
06-02-2004, 08:34
I think "going midieval" is too civilized. May I suggest: "going prehistoric"?
Or possibly "Stone Aging"?
:D
Bill Harsey
06-02-2004, 08:39
Originally posted by Greenhat
I think "going midieval" is too civilized. May I suggest: "going prehistoric"
:D This is getting good!
Bill Harsey
06-02-2004, 08:40
That would be "getting caveman", or "Going Alley Oop"
"Double Throw Down"
AM's favorite,"Warning shot through the left temple"
to,'Teach the Error of One's Ways"
with respect to our military's current AO,"Camel Stomp"
"Saddam Stomp"
Sacamuelas
06-02-2004, 08:59
With regards to recent US actions, I will use mine in a sentence.
I am about to have to go and start Martyr Makin'
Originally posted by Sacamuelas
I am about to have to go and start Martyr Makin'
Ha! There's my favorite. Martyr makin'. :D
I've heard (and used) two that I like:
"Takin' Froggy to the dance" (assuming someone's froggy and wants to jump) , old timers can get away with "Takin' Froggy to the hop".
and
"Stepping into the spotlight".
Scotty
PS - Guy's (read MY) cooking is so good, make you wanna smack yo' mama.
AngelsSix
06-15-2004, 13:03
Leapin' off my Lillypad.....used to use that when people told me I was getting Froggy. "yeah, I am about to leap off this lilly pad all over yer azz!!"
:D
NousDefionsDoc
09-10-2004, 19:38
I've got the new name. On pages 10 and 11 of Get Tough! by W.E. Fairbairn, there is a description and photos of technique # 3B - Boot aka the "Bronco Kick". It is a finishing move for when the target is on the ground. Basically, one jumps into the air and comes down in a stomp with both feet, while shooting both fists up for greater power and balance.
Your opponent is lying on the ground.
1. Take a flying jump at your opponent, drawing your feet up by bending your knees, at the same time keeping your feet close together.
2. When your feet are approximately eight inches above your opponent's body, shoot your legs out straight, driving both of your boots into his body, and smash him.
Note - It is almost impossible for your opponent to parry a kick made in this manner, and, in addition, it immediately puts him on the defensive, leaving him only the alternative of rolling away from you in an attempt to escape. Further, although he may attempt to protect his body with his arms, the weight of your body (say 150 pounds), plus the impetus of your flying jump (say another 150 pounds0, will drive your heels into you opponent's body with such terrific force that you will almost certainly kill him. Steel heel-plates on your boots will make this attack even more effective.
Bronco Stomping! or Bronco Smashing!
Bill Harsey
09-10-2004, 20:40
I've got the new name.
Bronco Stomping! or Bronco Smashing!
Oh yeah, Now your getting there, That was taught us in martial arts as step two in a sweep/stomp combination. If you could sweep hard enough the sweepee would land flat on his back and that was the best way to follow up without getting hurt. We got in trouble for full contact on this drill, kept running out of paying students. The Texas Bronco Stomp!