02-24-2015, 16:19
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Is POTUS in Pain because FLOTUS may Walk?
Can "coach is right" be trusted?
Are they the duffel blog for lawyers or a "real" news org??
Curious minds want to know?? 
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Is POTUS in Pain because FLOTUS may Walk?
February 24, 2015 Coach Collins 1 Comment
by George Spelvin, staff writer
Calling Barack Obama a Commander in “Cheat,” the NATIONAL ENQUIRER this week in an online report has revealed that our First Lady (FLOTUS) is so fed up with the President that D I V O R C E may be coming to America’s White House! Allegedly, a very “vicious” legal maestro only awaits 2014, IRS tax filings for divorce action. So rather than being delayed until 2017, the long rumored marital split may now be imminent! (1) Just think how much worldwide press this turn of events would generate. How important, in contrast, would be the threat of ISIS at Europe’s door, the snubbed Jewish leader’s speech to Congress or the first female SCOTUS sleeping through her leader’s State of the Union address? Hey, Kennedy brought good wine.
Hinting that something may well be up, our supermarket news finder tells us that in 2012, America’s First Couple gave $150,000 to charities. However, in 2013, “charitable donations were just $59,251.” Could the $90,749.00 difference constitute a cost shift from charities to shysters? Drudge is up with shocking headlines revealing the First Couple spent $2.5 MILLION of our money on very separate Valentine’s weekend vacation getaways. (When was he ever here for us anyway?) Barack engaged his favorite taxi service–Air Force One—while Moochelle and the girls flew to Aspen ”for a skiing trip onboard a separate presidential aircraft.” (2)
Tabloids since Christmas have unloaded waves of rumored marital discord from an island in the Pacific! Maybe this year’s frost free holiday was the tipping point in a marriage headed for a war of the leis, Hawaiian style. Hey, maybe the girl just can’t take it anymore. After all, Barack went from last year’s selfie with the flirtatious Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt to “was-it-a-thing” with the still married sweet Caroline in the land of the rising sun? An astute commenter remarked, however, that the Dane had rather large calves, but that they would never rival the Clinton cankles. We all know that the Clinton War of the Roses actually pumped our former President’s cache. Tabloids now are going where our loser mainstream media won’t because they have to protect their most important clients, that is, all Democrat presidents. Clinton spinners now must be busy trying to reshape the Florida billionaire’s idyllic under age sex saga at another island in the sun because a former Commander in Cheat needs cover.
But back to Barry and Mooch. Are the tax returns the issue or are the estimated mega book deals when her husband walks the real reason for delaying the White House divorce-from-Hell? Will the current First Lady be the first to break through the White House sheets to D I V O R C E her man, something no other FLOTUS has ever done? Meanwhile, it is alleged that the secret service are trying to find out who leaked the shockingly alluring photo of First Daughter Malia. She is very pretty! How is all of this domestic turmoil affecting her and her sister? How are White House staff dealing with the alleged marital strife? Must housemaids do double duty making up two sets of bedroom linens?
http://www.coachisright.com/potus-pain-flotus-may-walk/
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02-24-2015, 19:52
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National Enquirer? Come on, JJ... 
Although I did have a Team Sergeant once who read nothing but Bild Zeitung and the National Enquirer - he claimed they were the only news source he trusted to tell the truth. 
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02-24-2015, 20:31
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But is the National Inquirer and less accurate than the Wa Po or the Ho Po? Just for the entertainment value of it I hope the Inquirer has it right.
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02-24-2015, 20:36
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National Enquirer? Come on, JJ...
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NE did out John Edwards. And, you have quoted Mother Jones.
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02-24-2015, 21:15
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NE did out John Edwards. And, you have quoted Mother Jones.
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A blind javelina stumbling upon green cholla fruit in August reference? You desert dwellers... 
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“Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)… There are just some kind of men who – who’re so busy worrying about the next world they’ve never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results.” - To Kill A Mockingbird (Atticus Finch)
“Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.” - Robert Heinlein
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02-24-2015, 22:55
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A blind javelina stumbling upon green cholla fruit in August reference? You desert dwellers...
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"Hector Lives!"
"The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress." -- Frederick Douglass
"The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen." -- Dennis Prager
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02-24-2015, 23:50
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The NE is surprisingly accurate and have successfully defended themselves in court. It not like they claim aliens stole the wookie and her children and replaced them with replicants. Of course they have been predicting prince Charles and Camilla's divorce for the past ten years.
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02-25-2015, 08:20
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...the "hot sheets"
Best investigative reporting on the planet.
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02-25-2015, 08:38
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...the "hot sheets"
Best investigative reporting on the planet.
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MIB for the win...
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02-25-2015, 10:40
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If the accusations are true, I imagine the Obamas will take a page from the Clinton playbook and stay together for the mutual financial benefits. They stand to make more money together than they do apart.
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02-25-2015, 10:54
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Ask John Edwards about the National Enquirer accuracy....
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02-25-2015, 12:09
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truth be told...
...I would be MUCH more surprised to find out he was cheating on Moochelle with another woman than I would if the 'Hot Sheet's' outed him as a homosexual.
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02-25-2015, 15:51
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truth be told...
...I would be MUCH more surprised to find out he was cheating on Moochelle with another woman than I would if the 'Hot Sheet's' outed him as a homosexual.
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Stranger things can happen..
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02-25-2015, 20:17
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LMAO
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02-25-2015, 20:23
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Is POTUS in Pain because FLOTUS may Walk?
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