01-19-2013, 18:31
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l have become a victim
You think it won't happen to you...and then it does!
Driving back from the post office, it was a beautiful afternoon. Snow in the fields and clear roads. As usual, I was packing a 1911.
I had just popped a fresh stick of spearmint into my mouth as I slowed down for a 90° turn by the cemetery. Something caught my eye off to the left. It was a man with a rifle.
He raised it to his shoulder and fired. I hit the brakes
The moving coyote bit the dust about 150 yards out. I put the window down and hollered, "Nice shot Frank!" Frank grinned and waved.
I drove toward the house and, while chomping the spearmint, I bit the hell out of my lip.
That's right...
I am a victim of gum violence. 
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01-19-2013, 18:41
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Originally Posted by Utah Bob
I am a victim of gum violence. |
Something must be done about gum violence! It's for the children, you know. 
Pat
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01-19-2013, 18:45
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Next he will be trying to blow bubbles out the hole in his lip, the Big Bang Theory.
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01-19-2013, 19:13
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Oh I can see it now. He'll claim PTSD and demand gum violence victim compensation. 
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01-19-2013, 19:16
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Oh I can see it now. He'll claim PTSD and demand gum violence victim compensation.
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He'll need the extra money
Wait until the lawsuit his brakes will file for assaulting them...
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01-19-2013, 19:25
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Bob.... ya got me.
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01-19-2013, 20:18
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Well, that will teach you not to make tongue-in-cheek posts.
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01-19-2013, 21:15
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Quote:
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I am a victim of gum violence. |
Let's not get Obama started on the 32-tooth mouth.
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01-19-2013, 22:21
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Talk about a "Tongue in Cheek" story. 
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01-20-2013, 23:08
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Talk about a "Tongue in Cheek" story. |
Is that a DADT reference? 
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01-20-2013, 23:22
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LOL ... No, I was thinking more along the lines of Copenhagen, or Kodiak if you prefer.
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01-21-2013, 04:36
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Is that a DADT reference? |
It's been repealed Sir, feel free to express your inner flamboyance.
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01-21-2013, 08:07
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Utah Bob
I drove toward the house and, while chomping the spearmint, I bit the hell out of my lip.
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I'm sure there's a law against chewing and driving somewhere on somebody's books.
Good thing you weren't walking - it would've made Fox News, you would've been a poster child for one of those half-@$$ed politically slanted rants clogging FB these days, and some LEA or school administrator would've seen it and either cited or suspended you.
Richard 
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01-21-2013, 10:24
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Have you set up a fraudulent 301(c) on-line for Victims of Gum Violence?
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01-21-2013, 17:34
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I'd like to be spanked by a cougar administrator. Are there any?
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