A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mom and says, “Mommy...today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me...1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! It’s good, isn't it?”
“Yes, darling, very good,” answers the mom.
“Is that because I’m blonde?” she asks.
“Yes, darling, it’s because you’re blonde,” the mom says.
Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says, “Mommy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me...A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! It’s good, isn't it?”
“Yes, darling, very good,” answers the mom.
“Is that because I’m blonde, mommy?” she asks.
“Yes, darling, it’s because you’re blonde,” the mom says.
The following day, she returns from school and cries, “Mommy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!” She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D breasts at her mommy. “Is that because I’m blonde, mommy?”
“No, darling, it’s because you’re 25.”
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