Sleepin' on the Train
A man and a woman, who had never met before, find themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Although
initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and
fall asleep quickly -- he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 2:00 a.m., he leans over and gently wakes the woman, saying, "Ma'am, I'm
sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to
get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket.