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Old 09-28-2007, 20:18   #1
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First-year students at Univ of Georgia's Vet school were receiving
> their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered
> around the surgery table with the cow's body covered with a white
> sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary

> Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:
> The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the
> animal body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet,
> stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it

> in his mouth. "Go ahead
> and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked
> out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking

> a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it. When
> everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second
> most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and

> sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. "Life's tough,
> it's even tougher if you're stupid.
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