Your Fly Is Open
A man walked into a Supermarket with his zipper down.
A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open.
"This is not a phrase that men normally use, so he went away looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up to him and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping.
He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw that my barracks door was open, did you see a soldier in there at attention?"
The lady (being smarter than a man) thought for a moment and said, "No, I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
The question is never simply IF someone is lying, it's WHY. - Lie To Me
We must always fear the wicked. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men - Boondock Saints
Iraq was never lost and Afghanistan was never quite the easy good war. Those in the media too often pile on and follow the polls rather than offer independent analysis. Campaign rhetoric and politics are one thing - the responsibility of governance is quite another.
- Victor Davis Hanson