Are you masculine?

[doctom54]

Originally Posted by PedOncoDoc

Also, testosterone levels are probably bottomed out from strangulation of their testicles by their skinny jeans - at least that might help keep them from reproducing...

LMAO

[rsdengler]

Originally Posted by PedOncoDoc

Also, testosterone levels are probably bottomed out from strangulation of their testicles by their skinny jeans - at least that might help keep them from reproducing...

LOL....Too Funny...Nope, don’t worry, those skinny-legged jean wearing sissies can never be defined as “Masculine”. So reproduction is non-existent in their case. Might as well be categorized as “Eunuchs” with Vagina Envy.

[Old Dog New Trick]

The new Captain Marvel is super masculine!

If the new Superman and new Wonder-woman had a child it would be Mar-Vel (I guess that’s like Jamie-Lynn or something.) Then she’d just have earn the rank of Captain in some combat arms branch like the Marine Coprs or Rangers.

[GratefulCitizen]

Bonobos.
How appropriate.

The matriarchy of the great apes.
IIRC, the only reason they survive is because they're cut off from competition by major rivers (an inland island).

Have to double-check to be sure, but bonobos are being actively protected by scientists studying them.
Throw some regular "hyper-masculine" chimps on that island, and they would kill and conquer.

Hard to find a more fitting moniker.

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First part of this clip nails it.
They want to redefine masculinity because, under current previous standards, they couldn't compete.

xyxyhttps://youtu.be/ZBK8QktuViw

[Team Sergeant]

Originally Posted by Last hard class

It seems Walmart wants to expand the definition of masculinity. I was watching ESPN the other day when the below advertisement popped on the TV. This company is wholly owned by Walmart . I guess I'm just an old dinosaur. Because it seemed to me these guys could use a little testosterone therapy. Then again my dictionary is not new either.

http://creativity-online.com/work/bo...finition/55049



LHC

Why?

ESPN is worse than CNN/MSNBC.

[Texas14]

My 19 year old son came from from his freshman year at UNC this past May. I told him to leave his dirty clothes by the washer and I'd get them in the morning. I found a pair of skinny jeans in his laundry. He still thinks he left them on campus.

By the way, if you cut them right, skinny jeans make excellent bore patches for your muzzle loader or shotgun. They kept jamming up in my rifles, though.