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Old 10-03-2015, 10:52   #16
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I'd paid that bear to eat her just to make her stop speaking.....

That poor friggin bear had to endure that repulsive disturbing voice for what, a few minutes. Poor Poor bear.

Million bucks she stored fish/food in her kayak. Stupid is as stupid does.
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Old 10-03-2015, 11:02   #17
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Million bucks she stored fish/food in her kayak. Stupid is as stupid does.
That's exactly what my son said.
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Old 10-03-2015, 23:24   #18
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Having pepper spray and using it..... +1 point

Making continuous prey noise that is likely to provoke attack..... -50 points
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Old 10-04-2015, 09:06   #19
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Having pepper spray and using it..... +1 point

Making continuous prey noise that is likely to provoke attack..... -50 points
I didn't know "nasal whiney bitch" was a prey noise?
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Old 10-10-2015, 21:22   #20
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I didn't know "nasal whiney bitch" was a prey noise?
Sure is ....

Look how many in this tread alone who would like to kill her.
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Old 10-11-2015, 22:01   #21
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Now I recall what this girl's reaction to the bear reminded me of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afnJbdT4t5g
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Old 10-11-2015, 22:09   #22
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Now I recall what this girl's reaction to the bear reminded me of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afnJbdT4t5g
I honestly felt a bit of trepidation in clicking on your link for fear that it was worse than the original, but I manned up. I'm relieved!

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Old 10-12-2015, 13:25   #23
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Sure is ....

Look how many in this tread alone who would like to kill her.
Nah, don't want to kill her, but the bear can.......



How one should react to the same situation:


"BAM!!!!!!!!!!" [WARNING SHOT)

"GET THE F**K AWAY FROM MY KAYAY, NOW"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[3 SECONDS PASS, bear goes back to eating kayak]

BAM, "I WARNED YOU"

[Now you'll make great bear steaks and a very nice rug.]
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