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Old 10-20-2021, 16:22   #1
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Milley is at it again, LMAO

Milley is at it again, LMAO


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THE PENTAGON, WASHINGTON D.C. – Like it or not, girls have invaded the once all-boy domain of Army Ranger School, and the first two female soldiers are set to earn their Tab in days.

Yesterday, recognizing that reality, grabbing the bull by the tail and facing the stinky situation, Army Chief of Staff General Milburn Milley announced a sensible rethinking of the coveted Ranger Tab. (The photo above shows the present design for the various duty and dress uniforms.)

In a standing-room-only press conference, the 4-star general was quick to ensure that the basic design of the Ranger Tab, sanctified since the elite unit’s birth in World War Two, would remain the same. But the troops themselves would be allowed slight modifications to suit these changing times, General Milley expounded. “Change is inevitable and welcome when men are no longer just men and women are just as much men as men, and men, if they so choose, can be more women than women.”

Historically, for years Rangers have been modifying their individual Tabs to enhance their own inflated hubris and macho braggadocio. The prime example is Rangers sewing their Tabs onto their uniforms with white thread to advertise that they made it through the course in wintertime, when it’s considered most challenging, when weakened candidates often die of hypothermia, frostbite, whooping cough and razor burn.
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Old 10-20-2021, 17:23   #2
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Gen Milley

Authorized the coveted PowerPoint Tab for all staff officers and NCO's concerned with moving up in the ranks. (Quote: Nothing is more lethal on the battle field then a well executed unbiased Powerpoint.)
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Old 10-21-2021, 13:22   #3
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"willy Milley"

He and the people like him are the reason SOG had one zeros and one one's LEADING Teams into missions / operations. As for his Genetic Analysis of the 23rd pair of chromosomes....."more men than woman or more woman than men, Look at the former GB who transgendered to female to engage a XX female in an MMA fight, IT kicked the living shit out of the XX...You can't fool mother nature...
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