09-28-2019, 12:04
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Join Date: Jun 2019
Location: Baton Rouge, LA
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Today's Grin
Several of us gather once a week or so for drinks and lies, not necessarily in that order. Recently a 5th group friend brought me one of these and I figured you all would get a grin out of it seeing it.
And if you're too young to appreciate it, just wait. I speak from experience.
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09-30-2019, 06:58
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Haa, good one usatacud...or AKA FAG..former action guy 
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Out of all the places I've been, this is one of'em....
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09-30-2019, 11:01
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Whats the acronym mean..… an old 'FAG' here....
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09-30-2019, 13:16
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PRB
Whats the acronym mean..… an old 'FAG' here....
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I used to could
I USTACUD DODAT 
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09-30-2019, 14:01
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If "ustacud" was giving you hell - you wouldn't last five minutes at one of my families holiday gatherings....
Far - If you dont tighten that gas nozzle the kitchen is goin' catch far'
Ranch - Go get that monkey ranch out my tool shed so I can fix this nozzle
Hep - HEP, Bubba done caught the kitchen on far !!
Likker - Every time you work on da stove while drinkin' likker, the kitchen catches far
Tarred - I need a nap after hep'in Bubba put out that far he started after he drank all that likker while messing with the gas line - I sure am tarred !!
...and you had trouble with 'ustacud'
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Last edited by Box; 09-30-2019 at 14:04.
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10-03-2019, 08:09
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Box
If "ustacud" was giving you hell - you wouldn't last five minutes at one of my families holiday gatherings....
Far - If you dont tighten that gas nozzle the kitchen is goin' catch far'
Ranch - Go get that monkey ranch out my tool shed so I can fix this nozzle
Hep - HEP, Bubba done caught the kitchen on far !!
Likker - Every time you work on da stove while drinkin' likker, the kitchen catches far
Tarred - I need a nap after hep'in Bubba put out that far he started after he drank all that likker while messing with the gas line - I sure am tarred !!
...and you had trouble with 'ustacud'
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You forgot “tiron”
Box, hit me dat tiron from da truck so I can change dis flat tar.
Dang it. I jus sprang my fanger reechin’ for my drank at da bar.
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10-03-2019, 08:29
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Please, somebody make that into a series of group specific stickers like the "Pineland" stickers.
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10-03-2019, 09:42
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PRB
Whats the acronym mean..… an old 'FAG' here....
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Geeeze Louwizze,
This VFOG thinks a little remedial FOBIT/POG/REMF class is on order
and additionally,, you may want to wear your reflective belt
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10-03-2019, 17:02
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JJ_BPK
Geeeze Louwizze,
This VFOG thinks a little remedial FOBIT/POG/REMF class is on order
and additionally,, you may want to wear your reflective belt
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I wear my reflective belt always!
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