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Old 01-14-2019, 21:50   #1
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Gillette - We Believe (in the leftist agenda)

Just in case any of you have not seen this - https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/gi...ew-ad-campaign

My razors are going to the trash. Just sell your f'n razors and stfu. In keeping with my "rank" here, so "What do you think?" Rhetorical, of course, as I can assume what most of you think.
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Old 01-14-2019, 22:26   #2
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This just in:

Masculine men have deemed the APA to be a harmful influence on boys.
Their opinions should be dismissed.
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Old 01-14-2019, 22:41   #3
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Masculine men have deemed the APA to be a harmful influence on boys.
Their opinions should be dismissed.
I agree, unfortunately, many doctors and insurance companies do not.
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Old 01-14-2019, 23:22   #4
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How dare the people at Gillette apply stereotypical gender assumption to people that may or may not identify as toxic.

How would Racheal McKinnon feel if someone told her that the hyper-competitive drive that helped "her" win a world cycling title was a characteristic of toxic masculinity?
Kristen Beck wasn't guilty of toxic masculinity, was she? Maybe her masculinity was only toxic when she was suffering her way through hell week...

Dear lord - up is down down is up - slavery is freedom - is O'brien holding up 4 fingers or 5?


I'm glad I have a beard - it makes it easier to not buy anything form Gillette. In fact - I may grow my beard longer - rougher - more toxicer - then I'm gonna rub some whiskey into my beard and teach my beard how to shoot guns because beards and guns and whiskey and titties are what men need - not a shaving razor that comes with a free coupon for male guilt.

Toxic masculinity is what allowed a Canadian actor to portray an American that walked on the mother fucking moon.
Toxic masculinity is what inspired a nerd to shoot a mother fucking red sports car into outer space.
Toxic masculinity is what we use to PUNISH the weak shit bag men when they take advantage of people.
Toxic masculinity is what a female mammals biological clock ticks for - some women may want a little girly man to take care of the house and pay for their purse collection but when a female mammal is ready to mate - biology sends them in search of an Alpha to propagate the species.

Gillette razors must be made out of tofu and fear.

They can get bent - pound sand - eat shit - go suck a bag of dicks Gillette...
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Old 01-15-2019, 05:54   #5
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How dare the people at Gillette apply stereotypically gender assumption to people that may or may not identify as toxic.

I'm glad I have a beard - it makes it easier to not buy anything form Gillette. In fact - I may grow my beard longer - rougher - more toxicer - then I'm gonna rub some whiskey into my beard and teach my beard how to shoot guns because beards and guns and whiskey and titties are what men need - not a shaving razor that comes with a free coupon for male guilt.



They can get bent - pound sand - eat shit - go suck a bag of dicks Gillette...
Ha......You need to grow that manly beard like the guys in ZZ Top....."F" Gillette


Just give them the "Gillette Venus Collection".......just so they can get in touch with their Female-Masculinity....let them make boys into, well he-she's.....LOL
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Old 01-15-2019, 07:02   #6
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In Box's erudite praise of Gillette, he left out: Go get face-phucked"

Box - you're welcome.

I think Box should run for omnipotent Commander of the Universe. I'd vote for him!!
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In Box's erudite praise of Gillette, he left out: Go get face-phucked"

Box - you're welcome.

I think Box should run for omnipotent Commander of the Universe. I'd vote for him!!
Hee...Hee....So would I....Make sure that beard is "A Manly Man Rough Billy Gibbons" type....Hail to The Commander....LOL.....
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Old 01-15-2019, 14:00   #8
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I think Box should run for omnipotent Commander of the Universe. I'd vote for him!!
I am honored by your vote of confidence but sadly, I will not be seeking the nomination.
I saw what the liberals did to Supreme Court Justice Brett Michael Kavanaugh - hell - they are ready to keel haul the POTUS over a table full of fast food cheeseburgers.

Heavens to Betsy - if those same fuckers got a hold of my Twitter account from the mid-1980's when I was young and full of beans................WOW....................

No thank you - I prefer to remain in the shadows.
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Old 01-15-2019, 15:17   #9
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I prefer a straight razor, myself. Always the option of going toxic male if some beta-male NPC tries to throw down while I'm shaving. Let's see Gillette slit a dude's throat to the spine with one of those pansy, virtue-signaling face squeegees.
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Entertaining rant.
https://townhall.com/columnists/kurt...inity-n2539123
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FUCK.YEAH.


That article made me want to eat rare red meat. The comments about being surrounded gave me a freedom boner.

In fact - from now on when I "laugh" on line - it will no longer be "hahaha"
It will be "hehehehe"



"A-Mer-Ica FUCK YEAH"
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The pathology of sneaky male feminists.

Xxxhttps://youtu.be/ZBK8QktuViw
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I am honored by your vote of confidence but sadly, I will not be seeking the nomination.
That's just 'cause you know where the remaining Class VI caches are from JADE HELM.

That video site WWNBN - part of the Gulag empire, you know the one that doesn't manipulate search results - is now tweaking the likes/dislike ratio over that commercial because the like numbers aren't jiving with pesky facts.

Get a Bambaw or Harry's, learn how to fucking shave, for real - before slave-labor-mfr'd disposables came along.
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I prefer a straight razor, myself. Always the option of going toxic male if some beta-male NPC tries to throw down while I'm shaving. Let's see Gillette slit a dude's throat to the spine with one of those pansy, virtue-signaling face squeegees.
I am feeling some yes Jim Bowie manliness I will start using a bowie knife to shave
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I am feeling some yes Jim Bowie manliness I will start using a bowie knife to shave
Can you video tape it? That way we can show the little "sissy girlie men" how real "manly men" shave......LOL....
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