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Old 03-16-2018, 17:48   #1
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Famous 'snake whisperer' dies after fatal snake bite

A famed 'snake whisperer' in Malaysia has died after he was bitten by a cobra, according to media reports.

Wonder what they talked about?

Anybody remember that small religious cult in the hills of West Virginia that used to play with rattle snakes?

http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2018/03/...-bite.amp.html
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Old 03-16-2018, 18:31   #2
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He should have had a thicker encyclopedia between him and the snake.
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Old 03-18-2018, 09:12   #3
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Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes.
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Old 03-18-2018, 13:31   #4
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Last thing he heard snake whisper, "die dumbass!"
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Old 03-18-2018, 20:58   #5
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Darwin Award winner.
Unfortunately, here in the USA, our emergency medicine prevents too many from truly becoming eligible awardees. And allows them to have offspring... at least we get to be amused by them.....
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Old 03-20-2018, 14:53   #6
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Ok, you charm snakes, deadly one's, and you don't carry an anti venom? Idiot candidate for the Darwin Award.
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Old 03-20-2018, 18:10   #7
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He won the Stupid prize. Congratulations!

Edit: On second look, I guess I'm late to this party.
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Old 03-21-2018, 15:02   #8
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An EMT friend says that most snakebites happen to people with too many "T" risk factors:

Testicles
Tank-top
Tattoos
Toothless
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