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Originally Posted by JJ_BPK
Laugh now
But you know this will turn real shortly  |
[fade-in overhead B&W grainy heads-up display with requisite secret-squirrel heading bugs, speed, altitude, targeting pip and, of course, CROSShairs.]
"Dart One Two/Command, we're not seeing sufficient information here to allow CinC's senior adivser to the Head Chef to make the call. What's your recommendation?"
"Uh, Command, it looks like I'm losing resolution here; I can't tell if that's our terrorist master-mind or a bunch of drunken whoring Secret Service agents. Local meteorological conditions on the back porch registering light-rain with wind from the northeast at 3 to 5... unable to fix that, over."
"Roger, abort. I say again, abort." [fade-out]
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[fade-in trendy looking metro boy with hyper-tailored suit, sans tie, with sneakers, 2 each.]
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"Jettison your dish, get COMKill® - and Take.The.Shot."
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