06-01-2004, 19:52
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Quote:
Originally posted by NousDefionsDoc
A new name for Monkey Stomping.
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Here's a few :
A Simian Special
A Simian Surprise
An Ape Dance
A Mighty Joe Young
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06-01-2004, 20:26
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Going medieval?
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"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat." - President Theodore Roosevelt, 1910
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06-01-2004, 20:36
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Let's leave off the monkeys, primates, etc. and come up with something new. With the talent on this board, that should be easy enough.
Going medieval is good.
Letting the air out would imply shooting or stabbing to me, doesn't cover the empty hand. But I like it very much.
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Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you. He is training with minimal food or water, in austere conditions, training day and night. The only thing clean on him is his weapon and he made his web gear. He doesn't worry about what workout to do - his ruck weighs what it weighs, his runs end when the enemy stops chasing him. This True Believer is not concerned about 'how hard it is;' he knows either he wins or dies. He doesn't go home at 17:00, he is home.
He knows only The Cause.
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06-01-2004, 20:40
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Quote:
Originally posted by The Reaper
Going medieval?
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Good one. How bout "NDD's Tutoring Service"
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06-01-2004, 20:51
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How's about pulling a number 6....
....That's aware we ago aridin' inta town...ah yellin' and whoppin', ahh wompin' and ah bashin' every last one of 'em.
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06-01-2004, 21:16
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"personal stress delivery system", PSDS
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06-01-2004, 21:24
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Attitude Adjustment?
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"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat." - President Theodore Roosevelt, 1910
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06-01-2004, 21:29
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attitude adjusters (right hand, left hand, right foot, left foot)
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06-01-2004, 21:33
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Reaching the ZERO BULLSHIT LEVEL, followed by a TAP DANCE ON THEIR ASS = Zero Bullshit Tapdance !! ZBT for Short !! Dude, yo fixin' ta be (pronounced) Zapped (ZBT'd)!!!
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06-01-2004, 21:46
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New medical term! One dose of ZBT comin' up!
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06-02-2004, 00:07
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Well, in my quest for a solution, I found this:
http://www.fred.net/turtle/asskicker/asskicker.html
Be sure to note the links at the bottom!
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06-02-2004, 00:18
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For Solid and the knackered one:
"Beat seven shades of shit out of someone"
http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/b.htm
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06-02-2004, 05:52
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The old military standard.
FM 22-102, Wall-to-Wall Counseling.
http://www.ncoer.com/wall.htm
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"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat." - President Theodore Roosevelt, 1910
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06-02-2004, 08:34
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I think "going midieval" is too civilized. May I suggest: "going prehistoric"?
Or possibly "Stone Aging"?
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06-02-2004, 08:39
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Quote:
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I think "going midieval" is too civilized. May I suggest: "going prehistoric"
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This is getting good!
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