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Old 07-02-2019, 14:21   #31
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Its Americas fault that Colon Camperwiggle wasn't a first round draft pick

Its Americas fault that Colon Pumpernickel only got to be a starting quarterback because a BETTER guy sustained a concussion halfway through the season.

Its Americas fault that Coalbin Humperdink didn't get a superbowl ring.

Its Americas fault that the NFL had already fined him twice for his do-as-you-will behavior BEFORE America forced him to start taking a knee

Its Americas fault that the 49'ers were 28-30 while he was part of the team.

Its Americas fault that after getting his job as starting QB, his team STOPPED going to the super bowl -

Its Americas fault that after his first full years as a starter, his team failed to make it to the playoffs for the first time in 4 years.

Its Americas fault that he couldnt keep his job as the starting QB

Its Americas fault that when he opted out of his contract to be a free agent, the world didnt beat a path to his door with 100 million dollar contracts for him to be a starting QB.

Its ALL Americas fault.


Well - for a guy with Psalm-18 on his arm and a chip on his shoulder for his fellow man - may the LORD reward him according to his righteousness
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Old 07-02-2019, 14:33   #32
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If he protests the Betsy Ross shoes based on the logic of the flag being a product of an era of slavery, I wonder about his thoughts on the constitution and the rights he is provided therein...
He and that AOC chick would make a great couple.

Colin: Honey, you can't wear those flag-themed panties. Don't you know about Betsy Ross and slavery?

AOC: Betsy Ross? The founder of Ross Dress for Less? OMG, she had slaves?!!

Colin: No Dimples, she was a designer.

AOC: And Ross carries her clothing line? OMG! Organize a protest! I'll practice my cry-baby face right now.

Colin: That's my girl.

Stupidity with no bounds. Think of the children. No, wait. These two shouldn't procreate.
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Old 07-02-2019, 14:43   #33
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Its Americas fault that Colon Camperwiggle wasn't a first round draft pick

Its Americas fault that Colon Pumpernickel only got to be a starting quarterback because a BETTER guy sustained a concussion halfway through the season.

Its Americas fault that Coalbin Humperdink didn't get a superbowl ring.

Its Americas fault that the NFL had already fined him twice for his do-as-you-will behavior BEFORE America forced him to start taking a knee

Its Americas fault that the 49'ers were 28-30 while he was part of the team.

Its Americas fault that after getting his job as starting QB, his team STOPPED going to the super bowl -

Its Americas fault that after his first full years as a starter, his team failed to make it to the playoffs for the first time in 4 years.

Its Americas fault that he couldnt keep his job as the starting QB

Its Americas fault that when he opted out of his contract to be a free agent, the world didnt beat a path to his door with 100 million dollar contracts for him to be a starting QB.

Its ALL Americas fault.


Well - for a guy with Psalm-18 on his arm and a chip on his shoulder for his fellow man - may the LORD reward him according to his righteousness
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Old 07-02-2019, 16:56   #34
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Nike pulls it's latest sneaker from stores after Kaepernick objects to the American flag on them. Shame on Nike for catering to that over-privileged POS.

I have a firecracker I'd like to put somewhere enlightening...


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Old 07-03-2019, 07:37   #35
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James Woods Releases New Statement About Twitter Suspending Him
https://www.dailywire.com/news/47033...-ryan-saavedra

Guess the man got under the skin of Twitter's leftist monitors too many times.
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