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Men are stupid - even armed with knowledge that she will literally date other men and then crush your balls for calling her out on it - guys will soon be lining up like they are trying to get front row seats to a ZZ-Top concert because "they'd love to tap that ass"
A history of violent behavior levied at the police as well as her boyfriend and just look at her mug shots - she has the look of pure crazy in her eyes - her face is lit up like she is sitting for a 'Glamour Shot' and not a Mug-Shot.
...but like I said, guys will be lining up to buy her drinks as soon as she makes bail.
I dont care if a gal can breath through her eyes - NEVER.STICK.YOUR.DICK.IN.CRAZY.
Caveat Emptor and all that jazz.......
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