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Old 01-14-2019, 19:02   #1
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Never Miss The Toilet Again

It's to funny to think of this as a MBA final project business plan.
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Old 01-15-2019, 08:29   #2
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Add on a sensor to flush and gently lower the seat when a man is done standing in front of it and you might have a winner. Ladies and girly men who sit to pee would still have to flush manually.
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Old 01-15-2019, 08:49   #3
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Lol, "Play She's A Rainbow.”

Those little jewels musta been pulled out of an Acura.
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Old 01-16-2019, 04:34   #4
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I was expecting a Pelosi urinal sticker!
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Old 01-16-2019, 06:35   #5
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I was expecting a Pelosi urinal sticker!
Placed right on top of “Hanoi Jane’s”!
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Old 01-16-2019, 09:37   #6
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I was expecting a Pelosi urinal sticker!
Hell, why not design a whole series of Toilets with their faces on the bottom of the bowl.....that way you never miss.....
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Old 01-16-2019, 10:39   #7
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Hell, why not design a whole series of Toilets with their faces on the bottom of the bowl.....that way you never miss.....
I think I would get more enjoyment from that concept - particularly when having my daily sit on the throne....
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Hell, why not design a whole series of Toilets with their faces on the bottom of the bowl.....that way you never miss.....
Never miss, yeah right, according to my Mrs. there is a lot of friendly fire going on in my house. We aim to please but that's not always the reality of the issue.
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Never miss, yeah right, according to my Mrs. there is a lot of friendly fire going on in my house. We aim to please but that's not always the reality of the issue.
LOL....Practice makes perfect......
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