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Old 02-23-2010, 11:25   #1
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URLs of Note

FWIW - all of these are legitimate companies who didn't spend quite enough time considering how their on-line name might appear! For example - is it 'who represents' or 'whore presents'?

They are not made up - although they could be - but check them out yourself!

And so it goes...

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1. 'Who Represents' is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is:

www.whorepresents.com

2. 'Experts Exchange' is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at:

www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a great pen? Look no further than ' Pen Island .' It can be found at:

www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try 'Therapist Finder' at:

www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then there's the 'Italian Power Generator' company. Check it out at:

www.powergenitalia.com

6.'IP computer' software, there's always:

www.ipanywhere.com

7. And the designers at 'Speed of Art' await you at their wacky Web site:

www.speedofart.com
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Old 02-23-2010, 13:55   #2
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Frekin hilarious Richard...

I found this a while back....it's kinda in line with this.

go to aunty Google and type in SORB (Special Operation Recruiting Battalion)

Top of the list is "Sexual Offenders Registry Board"

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Old 02-23-2010, 14:25   #3
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Hehe..... those are great!!


Found some more for ya (couldn't resist):

Dickson Web
www.DicksOnWeb.com

Choose Spain
www.ChoosesPain.com

Via Grafix
www.ViagraFix.com

Teachers Talk
www.TeacherStalk.com

Winters Express
www.WinterSexPress.com

Auctions Hit
www.*****.com

But That’s Not All
www.ButtHatsNotAll.co.nz

Childrens’ Wear
www.ChildrenSwear.co.uk

IHA Vegas
www.IHaveGas.com

macHome magazine
www.MachoMe.com

Odds Extractor
www.OddSexTractor.com

Big Al’s Online
www.BiGalsOnline.com

Web One
www.WeBone.com

any domain name registred in Cook Islands
www.domainname.Co.ck
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Old 02-23-2010, 15:46   #4
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Old 02-23-2010, 18:36   #5
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Wait, where's this island??? lol.
No, no...that's penis land.


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Old 02-24-2010, 06:30   #6
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Typical - give a woman an island and she wants a whole land.

And that's all I'm going to say on the subject.

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Funny stuff! All these years I've been shopping at Big Al's and I never even noticed. I went for the double VIP points on Wednesdays...really!
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No, no...that's penis land.
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oh, that's better...a whole LAND!
Well, if you look at it in the spirit of this thread, it's either pen island, penis land or pen is land. Take your pick.
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Well, if you look at it in the spirit of this thread, it's either pen island, penis land or pen is land. Take your pick.
YOU take your pick. I'm not touching this one
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Something tells me that's unusual for you, Dozer. Are you Master of your ...Land?

And I'm going to stop there, before I get banned.
You're just lucky you're a gurl. Been a boy, I'd have done my best to make that happen. (pace yourself)
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I know the co-owners of the Harley-Davidson dealership and tour company in Guatemala. When they opened the dealership they wanted to have a business name that was memorable to the local people. They decided that in a Spanish speaking community the name "C.O. Jones" would be memorable enough.

Google "C.O. Jones Guatemala"

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