Old 11-09-2019, 09:18   #1
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Saturday Chuckle

While I was in El Paso with some free time, I gots the Jones for some true Mexican chow.

I walked across the border to Ciudad Juarez and promptly got lost in this nice quiet little neighborhood.

Spotted this great Tree House this dad built in the back yard for his kids.

It's so nice to see parents that care.
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Old 11-12-2019, 07:24   #2
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Lol...Hmm, Jimmie Hendrix, The Watch Tower comes to mind...
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Old 11-12-2019, 08:00   #3
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...you left the "relative safety" of El Paso and got lost in Juarez?

Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, donít even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent...
...please watch over JJ so he doesn't wake up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney !!

So - how do we know that you aren't an imposter ??
How do we know that the real JJ isn't being held captive in that red brick brick tree house ??

Suspicious set of events here - a long time ago, Johnny Cash got sidetracked in El Paso, Stopped to get himself a map - and everything went downhill from there.


Dude - street tacos are awesome - but they aren't worth losing a kidney to an underground organ harvester !!!

On second thought - if the red sauce was done right - it was probably worth the risk.
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Old 11-12-2019, 08:46   #4
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JJ, stay away from the tree house, it might be a ploy.......Oh, and don't eat the "red sauce".....
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Old 11-12-2019, 10:04   #5
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Tree house or high shooting platform?
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Old 11-12-2019, 15:13   #6
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While I was in El Paso with some free time, I gots the Jones for some true Mexican chow.

I walked across the border to Ciudad Juarez and promptly got lost in this nice quiet little neighborhood.

Spotted this great Tree House this dad built in the back yard for his kids.

It's so nice to see parents that care.
hay how did you get a photo of my place down south...... It looks better after I got the spot lights and gun ports installed....
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hay how did you get a photo of my place down south...... It looks better after I got the spot lights and gun ports installed....
I should have used pink font
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Good to see Mexico is building their portion of the wall....
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A body part snatching ring of Mexicans looking to take JJ’s kidney....not the smartest bunch... are they?
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A body part snatching ring of Mexicans looking to take JJ’s kidney....not the smartest bunch... are they?
They didn't want my liver,, strange :]
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Old 11-14-2019, 13:12   #11
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They didn't want my liver,, strange :]
They looked at it and felt sorry for you and put you on their list of future customers.
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