12-19-2017, 11:00
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Don't eat GOAT.
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If you are traveling in Germany,,
Don't eat the goat..
Stick to pork..
LMAO
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Germany Now Has Animal Brothels for All Those Randy Goat Lovers
By Connor Chue-Sang
A sigh of relief can be heard in Tiergartens across the Fatherland as news emerges of “bestiality brothels” opening up in Germany.
In unconnected news, the number of Syrian migrants in the country is now estimated at 1.5 million.
As news of the animal brothel craze hit German national broadcaster ZDF, anxiety among petting zoo ponies dropped precipitously. In November, a 23 year old Syrian man allegedly sexually assaulted a pony in broad daylight in front of children at a park in Berlin.
Animal welfare officer Madeleine Martin told the Frankfurter Rundschau that Germany’s current laws enable “zoophiles” to carry out their sexual deviancy without contention. Bestiality is not illegal in Germany.
“There are now animal brothels in Germany,” Martin explained, claiming that people are turning to animals for sex as a “lifestyle choice,” the Daily Mail reports.
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12-19-2017, 11:28
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You think all of the goats we ate in our AO were virgins?
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12-19-2017, 12:00
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I am hoping that this was accidentally put in "General Discussions" instead of "The Comedy Zone"
WFT-YGTBSM
...I wonder where Angela Merkel comes down on this issue?
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12-19-2017, 12:02
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Originally Posted by Box
I am hoping that this was accidentally put in "General Discussions" instead of "The Comedy Zone"
WFT-YGTBSM
...I wonder where Angela Merkel comes down on this issue?
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On all fours!
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12-19-2017, 14:07
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bestiality brothels
bestiality brothels google it.
I thought it was a joke too until I googled that.............
I'm sure the muzzie's are happy, the ponies, not so much.
Denmark's Bestiality Problem: It's Legal
Amazingly, the Danes, Finns, Hungarians and Swedes currently say it’s legal to have sex with animals as long as the animals are not hurt. But … how would you know?
https://www.thedailybeast.com/denmar...blem-its-legal
A German Newspaper Says 'Animal Brothels' Are On The Rise As Bestiality Becomes 'Lifestyle' Choice
Adam Taylor
Feb. 3, 2012, 11:52 AM
http://www.businessinsider.com/besti...rothels-2012-2
ANIMAL BROTHELS, a lifestyle? Here are shocking cases of animals being brutally RAPED!
Dailybhaskar.com | Last Modified - Dec 03, 2013, 01:58 PM IST
https://daily.bhaskar.com/news/WOR-a...52570-PHO.html
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12-19-2017, 14:26
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Ahhhh, OK....really sick people on this Earth. I guess those guys cannot find a date..."Come on Sven, let's find some 4-legged ladies tonight, I am ready to party".....poor Animals, that is just disgusting...hope they get kicked in the non-existent Jewels; about 10 times will do it.... 
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12-19-2017, 18:00
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On all fours!
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Brilliant!
On a side note - this is likely an attempt to improve cultural sensitivity after the aforementioned pony rape incident. Udderly (see what I did there?) ridiculous and disgusting....
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12-19-2017, 19:38
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You think all of the goats we ate in our AO were virgins?
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Damn! How naïve I was! I knew I didn't much care goat meat 
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12-20-2017, 06:26
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On all fours!
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The screams you just heard were from me when the scalding hot coffee came out my nose.
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12-20-2017, 07:35
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Morality and decency are SOOOOOO 17th century American Quaker
...fucking animals is a victimless crime.
EATING them however, is something that deserves the harshest of punishments.
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12-20-2017, 08:48
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Denmark's Bestiality Problem: It's Legal
Amazingly, the Danes, Finns, Hungarians and Swedes currently say it’s legal to have sex with animals as long as the animals are not hurt. But … how would you know?" TS
What if the goats like it rough?
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12-20-2017, 09:21
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Damn! How naïve I was! I knew I didn't much care goat meat |
What part of the goat were you eating that this would be a concern??? 
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12-20-2017, 09:29
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Don't forget -these are ALL countries that Americas liberal and academic elite yearn to replicate here in the USA.
Our health, economic, and political systems should all be more enlightened - we should be more like the sheep-fuckers.
So many pseudo-intellectuals - struck by enlightenment while wandering around in a brainstorm.
...bless their hearts
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12-20-2017, 13:44
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What part of the goat were you eating that this would be a concern??? |
And you thought the starter was a large calamari??
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12-20-2017, 14:42
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And you thought the starter was a large calamari??
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That's just great....... now I'll never again enjoy calamari..........
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