03-30-2018, 09:23
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Coffee will be the death of you!!!!
So I thought I’d die from old age, crossing the street, seeing a doctor who is still “practicing”, driving a car or maybe attempting to win a Darwin Award...
Apparently it’s my coffee habit that going to do it according to California.
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2018/0...dge-rules.html
Coffee joins the ranks of... well, everything according to California. Guess they ran out of things to blame for cancer and somebody needs to find more to blame to keep their job!!
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03-31-2018, 07:07
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Consuming California philosophy is known to cause cancer in the Republic.
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03-31-2018, 08:15
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Kalifornia is the land of the special, fragile snowflake....
I think the quote I saw in some article put it best....(I'll paraphrase)....
The only correlation is that live people drink coffee, and only live people get cancer....therefore, coffee causes cancer.
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03-31-2018, 08:32
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Originally Posted by MR2
Consuming California philosophy is known to cause cancer in the Republic.
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Damn straight and general nauseousness.
I'm pretty sure if you add a little butter to the cup it will counteract those coffee problems. 
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03-31-2018, 09:56
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Originally Posted by Ret10Echo
Kalifornia is the land of the special, fragile snowflake....
I think the quote I saw in some article put it best....(I'll paraphrase)....
The only correlation is that live people drink coffee, and only live people get cancer....therefore, coffee causes cancer.
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I think you might be right.  Sh!t I had it all wrong..
Though I originally thought it was a conspiracy to oust the capitalist, Washington based, company Starbucks in favor of companies owned and operated by Illegals in the sanctuary state! Thus avoiding state and federal taxes and warning labels. If they don't pay taxes and follow the rules, they can hide in plain sight and not be shut down? right?
Guess I need to quit living to prevent cancer. Oh! Nose bleed! Got to go tie tourniquet around my neck to stop the blood flow.
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03-31-2018, 16:27
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Originally Posted by MR2
Consuming California philosophy is known to cause cancer in the Republic.
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Brilliant!!! 
Ahhh, Coffee, just the aroma makes me skip -to-my-loo-my-darlin! 
Holly
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04-02-2018, 07:53
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Brilliant!!!
Ahhh, Coffee, just the aroma makes me skip -to-my-loo-my-darlin!
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I only need to skip to the loo after a good 4 or 5 cups. 
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04-02-2018, 11:24
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Jeez, with all this skip-to-my-looin' going on around here, I'm wondering what youse guys are doin' backstage?
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04-02-2018, 13:17
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Originally Posted by Trapper John
Jeez, with all this skip-to-my-looin' going on around here, I'm wondering what youse guys are doin' backstage? |
(TJ, Best avatar ever!)
In my younger years, it was Whisky!!! Haha. 
Now since I am off that wagon, its coffee and Bailey's.
Luv my coffee! The libs will have to pry it out of my gun-toten' hands!
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04-02-2018, 13:56
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Jeez, with all this skip-to-my-looin' going on around here, I'm wondering what youse guys are doin' backstage? |
Just a wee nip of whiskey to help the coffee go down...or was that a wee nip of coffee to make the whiskey go down?
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04-02-2018, 17:22
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Originally Posted by bblhead672
Just a wee nip of whiskey to help the coffee go down...or was that a wee nip of coffee to make the whiskey go down?
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HAHA!
Coffee these days...unless am in the company of QP's!
Let the whisky flow, in that case!
Holly...good times!
Last edited by echoes; 04-02-2018 at 17:25.
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04-02-2018, 17:31
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...and I take my cup of death black...straight...no foofoo added...let's get this over with
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04-02-2018, 17:43
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...and I take my cup of death black...straight...no foofoo added...let's get this over with |
Roger That!
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04-02-2018, 18:23
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Black Rifle Coffee Company......Just Black Blend and drank just black!
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04-03-2018, 04:32
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Black Rifle Coffee Company......Just Black Blend and drank just black!
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Love Black Rifle Company Coffee.....Sorry, but I like mine strong with a bit of "real cream"....no sugar....just give me an IV of coffee, I really need the drip all day........
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