04-12-2018, 06:14
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1988 prequel to the Zuckburger Congressional Hearings
TBT,
Do you remember the 1988 prequel to the Zuckburger congressional hearings?
Long Live Roddy Piper (Roderick George Toombs) RIP  
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04-12-2018, 07:23
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Senator: Mr Zuckerberg, could you please tell us a little about yourself before we move forward?
Zuckerberg: The details of my life are quite inconsequential...
Senator: We just need to establish a baseline so we have an idea of your thought process.
Zuckerberg: Very well, where do I begin?
Senator: Just an brief introduction will do just fine...
Zuckerberg: My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery; my mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloé with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink; he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark...
...sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy; the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament
My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon...
...luge lessons
...in the spring, we'd make meat helmets
When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really...
At the age of 12, I received my first scribe.
At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles...
Senator: Uhm... I think there is some misunderstanding.
Zuckerberg: There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.
Senator: (in a hushed whisper to another member of the congressional panel) - 'Is he sitting in a booster seat? Is that the real Mark Zuckerberg or is that Mini-Mr Zuckerberg?'
...after seeing that fucking goon sitting on a booster seat, I keep waiting for a shot of him holding a bald cat !!!
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04-12-2018, 08:32
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Riiiiiiiiight .... Tell me Zuck wasn't Data mining ....
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04-12-2018, 10:03
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sdiver
Riiiiiiiiight .... Tell me Zuck wasn't Data mining ....
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Exactly! And censoring! Anyone ever watch the, "Diamond & Silk" ladies on fox news? They are huge Trump supporters!
Best line from them ever directed to Hillary's comments about Trump on Foxnews live:
"You lost, Trump won, so suck it up buttercup!!!!"
And then fakebook stated that their content was harmful to society!
But they are fighting it, and telling fakebook and Mr. Zero they are not afraid to speak up and out loud about it!
Luv those ladies!
Holly
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04-12-2018, 12:15
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Just leaked !!!!!
Zuck on his way to the Hill for his "testimony" ... 
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04-12-2018, 20:46
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What Box saw...
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04-13-2018, 07:05
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Joker
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LOL...I kind of pictured Zuckerberg wearing a Vagina Hat sitting in his little booster seat....... 
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04-15-2018, 06:39
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Zuk challenging Austin Powers Dr. Evil, brilliantly funny!
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