Londonstan Rape, Murder outdoes NYC! - Page 2

MFF3705 · 04-09-2018, 10:27

Umbrellas are pointy and dangerous.......just sayin'......

Ret10Echo · 04-09-2018, 10:31

Future headline

London Mayor issues "Shelter in Place" order

Please huddle in your homes while the bad guys roam freely.

**Joker** · 04-09-2018, 16:13

This just in, no spoons, forks, or chop sticks are allowed in Londonstan. All food from animals will be deboned upon slaughter. Nothing to see here move on.

**Team Sergeant** · 04-09-2018, 18:40

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Originally Posted by Joker

This just in, no spoons, forks, or chop sticks are allowed in Londonstan. All food from animals will be deboned upon slaughter. Nothing to see here move on.

You sure you're not related to nancy pelosi or mad maxine? That's straight out of the libtard playbook!

(Not sure how you came up with that on your own.

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pyreaux · 04-09-2018, 20:02

Murray Carter shaving with a spoon:

https://youtu.be/c4oHzFNclzQ

My luck I'd mix it up with my regular spoons.

**Box** · 04-09-2018, 20:08

The knife ban is just a back door effort to force the UK into a vegan lifestyle

...and with one of Murray Carters shaving spoons, you can stir your tea

turn them knives in London - your Monarchy demands it

tonyz · 04-10-2018, 15:09

In Response To Growing Number Of Fistfights, London Mayor Bans Hands
April 9, 2018
Babylon Bee

LONDON—In response to a recent outbreak in fistfights, London mayor Sadiq Khan announced Monday a sweeping ban of hands in the city, effective immediately.

“No excuses: there is never a reason to have hands in a modern, civil society. Anyone who does will be caught, and they will feel the full force of the law,” Khan said at a press conference announcing the new policy during which he revealed that he has had his own hands surgically removed as a good-faith move to jump-start the new regulations.

Along with the new hand-control measures, Khan announced a new task force focused on purging the city of hands, as well as an expanded police presence focused on stopping and searching citizens who they think may have failed to have their hands removed from their person.

At publishing time, rumors were swirling that the mayor was planning on banning feet after two handless men got into a quarrel and began kicking each other.

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http://babylonbee.com/news/in-respon...or-bans-hands/

Requiem · 04-10-2018, 19:13

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I hear Londonstan is also banning teeth...

**Joker** · 04-10-2018, 19:27

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Originally Posted by Requiem

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I hear Londonstan is also banning teeth...

What do you call a Londonstaner with no arms and legs?

Mat. As in the world's doormat. How far they have fallen, once a great city and country to now quickly becoming a third world nation.

tom kelly · 04-10-2018, 19:40

Nevil Chamberlain, Britain,s PM pre WWII was a Hawk compared to the present leadership in The United Kingdom...Next will be the imposition of Shira Law...tom kelly

**Joker** · 04-10-2018, 21:01

Previous (~WWII era) leadership were eagles, the current leadership are vultures. They are just waiting to scarf the scraps.

rsdengler · 04-11-2018, 04:37

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Originally Posted by Joker

Previous (~WWII era) leadership were eagles, the current leadership are vultures. They are just waiting to scarf the scraps.

But they have to forgo "forks/and knives".......

JJ_BPK · 04-11-2018, 04:40

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Originally Posted by Requiem

<snort>

I hear Londonstan is also banning teeth...

And Heads?
No more Glasgow Kisses??

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ref: glasgow kiss, a headbutt. Within Glasgow itself the term 'Gorbals kiss' is often used, referring to the most dangerous area of Glasgow. It is hypothesised that within Gorbals it is known as a Crown Street kiss; and on Crown Street it is called a Number 73 kiss; and at Number 73 it is known as Steve's kiss. Steve, however, calls it whatever the fuck he wants to.