04-23-2014, 22:18
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Arrested teen had revolver hidden in her vajayjay
A 19-year old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina when she was brought into jail yesterday afternoon following an arrest for driving with a suspended license, police report.
Oh well, I hope she wasn't planning on hiding it there and then having to withdraw it quickly for a self defense scenario. 
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...-vagina-576432
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04-24-2014, 08:48
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If it didn't have one before...I bet that thing has a hair trigger, now...
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04-24-2014, 08:57
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...gives the term "negligent discharge" a new (and much grosser, IMHO) implication...
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04-24-2014, 09:36
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Happiness…..
Is a warm gun.
The Beatles from The White Album 1968
NOT Revolver 1966
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04-24-2014, 10:29
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It's the new "Cracker Jane" ... Every box comes with a prize.
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04-24-2014, 13:23
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...and you thought the threat of a STD was bad! Need a kevlar cover. 
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04-24-2014, 13:36
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C'mon boys. Like who here didn't know VJAYJAY was dangerous.....
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04-24-2014, 13:37
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PRB
C'mon boys. Like who here didn't know VJAYJAY was dangerous.....
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I just never expected it to shoot back!
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04-24-2014, 13:53
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One of the best web comments.....
"I thought it was her gun. Turns out it was snatched"
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04-24-2014, 15:39
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Her boyfriend Bozo was overheard at the arraignment "damn girl...sure glad I handed you the NAA derringer and not the Ruger Alaskan..." 
Sometimes...a clown's pocket...can come in handy...
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04-24-2014, 17:04
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To be more exact, it was her u-Taurus.
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04-24-2014, 18:08
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PedOncoDoc
...gives the term "negligent discharge" a new (and much grosser, IMHO) implication...
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Actually the negligent discharged happened when she was conceived.
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04-24-2014, 18:12
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Rumor has it Bloomberg sent an NYPD SWAT team to confiscate the gun and the box it came in...
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04-24-2014, 18:47
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Pistol packing Mama.....kind of a sticky subject.
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04-25-2014, 09:50
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Couple of songs come to mind.
Here are couple of songs that come to mind.
Lawyers, Guns and Money - Warren Zevon
Love Gun - KISS
The Gunners Dream - Pink Floyd
She Bangs - Ricky Martin
Gimme Back My Bullets Lynard Skynard
This was sent from my smart phone please forgive the errors.
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