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Originally Posted by bblhead672
If you rub Preparation H on a Dimocrap's head will it make them a less irritating asshole?
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The simple truth is surprising - yes.
The process is a little more complicated though.
First off - it will only reduce the symptoms for a limited duration. Your relief will only be temporary.
Sort of like having a republican in office. Your asshole is still swollen and inflamed because of poor blood flow - but once you demand relief, it isn't long before they either retire or resign - allowing the democrats to creep back into your life and start fucking you in the ass...
again
Before you know it, your asshole is irritated
again
Now, here's the part that nobody wants to hear...
There are side effects to using Preparation-H in the way you are describing.
It may make democrats less irritating, but it can also cause high blood pressure
...sort of like listening to leftists chatter on about all manner of "shit"
Just like democrats and politics, the harder the shit is to deal with - the more fucked you are.
its science
political science - but science just the same