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Old 09-18-2021, 10:55   #1
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Red face Fog episode 1

Liking things organized can be either an OCD trait, or as you age, you tend to prefer to order thing in set places, just to make certain you know where its suppose to be. Living alone there is never anything out of place, living with someone presents challenges to that ordering process, like when you reach for the blue tube of poly-grip denture adhesive, apply it to the denture, insert it, only to discover it was Bengay!
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Old 09-18-2021, 16:33   #2
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only to discover it was Bengay!
This FOG agrees, My g-kids come over every weekend for dinner and a movie. Before they leave they are told to put everything back where they found it.

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Old 09-19-2021, 07:46   #3
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only to discover it was Bengay!
Well at least it wasn’t Preparation H.
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I read a medical report that explained why inadvertently using Preparation-H as a denture adhesive will commonly result in some people talking a little shit...


...science
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Old 09-21-2021, 15:02   #6
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If you rub Preparation H on a Dimocrap's head will it make them a less irritating asshole?
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Old 09-21-2021, 23:31   #7
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If you rub Preparation H on a Dimocrap's head will it make them a less irritating asshole?

The simple truth is surprising - yes.
The process is a little more complicated though.

First off - it will only reduce the symptoms for a limited duration. Your relief will only be temporary.
Sort of like having a republican in office. Your asshole is still swollen and inflamed because of poor blood flow - but once you demand relief, it isn't long before they either retire or resign - allowing the democrats to creep back into your life and start fucking you in the ass...
again

Before you know it, your asshole is irritated
again

Now, here's the part that nobody wants to hear...
There are side effects to using Preparation-H in the way you are describing.
It may make democrats less irritating, but it can also cause high blood pressure
...sort of like listening to leftists chatter on about all manner of "shit"

Just like democrats and politics, the harder the shit is to deal with - the more fucked you are.



its science
political science - but science just the same
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Well at least it wasn’t Preparation H.
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I read a medical report that explained why inadvertently using Preparation-H as a denture adhesive will commonly result in some people talking a little shit...


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I understand that some folks use it as a lip balm in order to appear they are firmly in control, Perhaps that’s why the liberal left in washington find THE general so relieving.
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