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Old 09-16-2021, 21:47   #1
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If I should disappear from PS.com...

If I should disappear from PS.com, I saw this in my wife's garden this morning:
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Old 09-16-2021, 23:06   #2
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lol, brutal
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Old 09-17-2021, 05:16   #3
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Pro tip: Not nearly enough rocks to protect you from the coyotes.
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Old 09-17-2021, 06:32   #4
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Yep...Freudian slip....

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Old 09-17-2021, 07:17   #5
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If I should disappear from PS.com, I saw this in my wife's garden this morning:

Beware the Cat..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy7tP-wwXq4
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Old 09-17-2021, 09:34   #6
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Hmmmmm...Hahaha...
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Old 09-19-2021, 00:26   #7
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Pro tip: Not nearly enough rocks to protect you from the coyotes.
Yet! Look around the garden.

You are the one guy on here that's been to our house.
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Yet! Look around the garden.

You are the one guy on here that's been to our house.
Maybe then it’s not for you?
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Old 09-19-2021, 08:25   #9
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Yet! Look around the garden.

You are the one guy on here that's been to our house.

I’m still holding out hope for you. I have to agree though, the rectilinear form of the sarcophagus is in direct conflict with the romantically sweeping curves of the garden paths and rock borders...

Maybe she’s just trying to tell you the honeymoon is over? Tell her hello from me, looks like it’s best to stay on her good side.
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Old 09-20-2021, 09:49   #10
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I want to know what she plans to put on the head stone
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Old 09-21-2021, 08:38   #11
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stay off the plastic my friend

I've watched enough movies to know that if they went through the trouble of putting down plastic, they will most likely wait until you are standing on it to whack you out

STAY.OFF.THE.PLASTIC.
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