05-23-2020, 14:17
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To Mask or Not To Mask??
Still working on this mask thing
Is it suppose to stop smoke?
I think not 😎
PS: I don't want to hear about no "high-n-tight"
I've spent 82 days in lock-up, that's 20.4% of 2020
and I can't find my mitt and baseball?? 
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05-26-2020, 08:16
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Originally Posted by JJ_BPK
Still working on this mask thing
Is it suppose to stop smoke?
I think not 😎
PS: I don't want to hear about no "high-n-tight"
I've spent 82 days in lock-up, that's 20.4% of 2020
and I can't find my mitt and baseball?? |
By November-December you will look 100% the part for kids (and adult children) to sit on your laps with their wish list in malls and JC Penney store and...oh, wait
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"So we can suffer, and in suffering we know who we are" David Goggins
"Aide-toi, Dieu t'aidera " Jehanne, la Pucelle
Der, der Geld verliert, verliert einiges;
Der, der einen Freund verliert, verliert viel mehr;
Der, der das Vertrauen verliert, verliert alles.
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05-26-2020, 12:39
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Love the mask....Mine's made out of a lacy bra, don't worry it has extra protection. Nice and breathable, not like the ones they handed out at work..... 
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05-26-2020, 12:51
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Originally Posted by rsdengler
Love the mask....Mine'st made ouof a lacy bra, don't worry it has extra protection. Nice and breathable, not like the ones they handed out at work..... |
Where does one get a job and receive free bras?
Asking for a friend 
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05-26-2020, 12:54
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Where does one get a job and receive free bras?
Asking for a friend |
LOL...It's handmade, I couldn't wear the ones they gave us from work for long periods of time. It felt like I was having an anxiety attack. So I made one....have to stay fashionable...Bahahahaha....
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05-26-2020, 16:47
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I have been One-Upped
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Woman strips off and puts her knickers over her face after Ukrainian shop worker refused to serve her without a mask on
- The unnamed woman put her knickers on her head at a post office in Ukraine
- She was asked to put on a face mask but opted to use her knickers instead
- It was reported that the employee eventually handed over the woman's parcel
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...k-Ukraine.html
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05-28-2020, 01:41
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Originally Posted by JJ_BPK
PS: I don't want to hear about no "high-n-tight"
I've spent 82 days in lock-up, that's 20.4% of 2020
and I can't find my mitt and baseball?? |
https://www.amazon.com/FLOWBEE-Hairc.../dp/B000PPBSTC
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05-28-2020, 07:21
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I heard a new one today...
It's not a matter of effectiveness - its a matter of respect.
So - there are now people who consider the wearing of a mask to be a matter of respect.
It isnt about politics - its about respect.
It isnt about flattening some curve - its about respect
It isnt about preventing the spread
It's about respect.
FUCK.ME.RUNNING.BACKWARDS.
Stop the planet - I want to get off.
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05-28-2020, 08:11
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Originally Posted by Box
It isnt about politics - its about respect.
It isnt about flattening some curve - its about respect
It isnt about preventing the spread
It's about respect.
FUCK.ME.RUNNING.BACKWARDS.
Stop the planet - I want to get off.
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You should have your own show on the Fox network. You'd be a wealthy man!
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05-28-2020, 08:19
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You should have your own show on the Fox network. You'd be a wealthy man! |
I'd be Twittered, doxed, and culture cancelled before my first commercial break...
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05-28-2020, 11:04
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I'd be Twittered, doxed, and culture cancelled before my first commercial break...
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But it would be well worth it while it lasts....... 
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05-29-2020, 08:30
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Box
I heard a new one today...
It's not a matter of effectiveness - its a matter of respect.
So - there are now people who consider the wearing of a mask to be a matter of respect.
It isnt about politics - its about respect.
It isnt about flattening some curve - its about respect
It isnt about preventing the spread
It's about respect.
FUCK.ME.RUNNING.BACKWARDS.
Stop the planet - I want to get off.
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Don't worry folks.
We all know Box has not told us how he really feels until the one-legged hermaphrodite shows up
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"we also rejoice in our sufferings, because we know that suffering produces perseverance; perseverance, character; and character, hope" Rom. 5:3-4
"So we can suffer, and in suffering we know who we are" David Goggins
"Aide-toi, Dieu t'aidera " Jehanne, la Pucelle
Der, der Geld verliert, verliert einiges;
Der, der einen Freund verliert, verliert viel mehr;
Der, der das Vertrauen verliert, verliert alles.
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05-29-2020, 09:50
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Originally Posted by frostfire
Don't worry folks.
We all know Box has not told us how he really feels until the one-legged hermaphrodite shows up |
Believe me - the one-legged hermaphrodite has been here for a while now; sitting quietly trying desperately not to push me over the edge - its just a matter of time before I am 'triggered' by the stupidity of it all.
Just for laughs though, lets imagine if I DID have my own show on Fox...
I would introduce a segment where periodically, we would cut to some closed circuit TV footage of that "contest" in progress overlayed with news footage of whatever stupid shit was going on in the world...
...then without warning, "Negan" would bust into the room with his barbed-wire wrapped baseball bat and smart smashing in skulls.
The one-legged hermaphrodite would NEVER get injured - the segment would always end with him cowering in a corner BEGGING Negan not to bash his fucking head in.
...cut to commercial break
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05-29-2020, 10:28
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...cut to commercial break
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Just posted on FB.
Looks like a cheap method for ear-rash medigation..
Lego Blocks 
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05-29-2020, 12:35
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If Frederick's of Hollywood and Victoria's Secret made bra's with that same lego release, my senior year of High School would have been epic...............
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