I just peeked out of curiosity and then continued because of the humor of the situation.
If I were to go to a bar it would not be to sit around with a pepsi glass near by and to stay sober in case of a fight. I can do that at home. Get serious!! You are addressing men not teenie boppers.
I have learned many things to do with a mal-functioned or empty weapon but separating one's self from his weapon has never been an option.
The picture you show of a low round house kick is really a round house punch unless you kick with your fist.
I recommend you stay at home with a Pepsi and your books -- you may lose your place in the book in a serious situation.
I see you have posted quite a bit so maybe I'm off base. I have studied martial arts for thirty years. Now I am studying cane fighting to go along with my present disabilities. Saying what you will do in a situation never works. You have to perform and practice continuously so what happens in a pinch is automatic.
Good luck to you.
BTW" I see you were/are in the field artillary. Now throwing a cannon at someone just may be effective. OTOH if you can throw it you are probably big and strong enough to kick ass without it.