10-04-2017, 20:43
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you should put this in 'The Comedy zone' - it is fucking hilarious
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I disagree. This is serious shit. I'm already trying to figure out how to time a gender reassignment surgery to better advance my Army career. (what's left of it, that is).
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10-05-2017, 05:57
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To change male genitalia to female genitalia, an incision is made into the scrotum. The flap of skin is pulled back, and the testes are removed. The skin is stripped from the penis but left attached, and a shorter urethra is cut. All but a stump of the penis is removed. The excess skin is used to create the labia (external genitalia) and vagina.
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"uuuhhhmmmm........K........., ahhhh...(long awkward pause as I look for the exits).....nothing for me today thank you, I'll just go check to see if I locked my bike up....(slide quietly towards the door)."
In the words of that great thespian Tony Soprano: "That's just too *ucked-up to think about."
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10-05-2017, 06:50
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We need a medic to opine as to the relative difficulty in doing a "Loppadickoffame" versus an "addadicktome". I suspect the second is a much more involved and expensive procedure.
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Ha...that's just to damn funny 
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Only if you want said appendage to have the functions intended of the original organ.  |
LOL...So, if they "changed their minds" and wanted to have an "appendage reattached", could they ask the doctor-"Hey Doc, could you give me either the John Holmes or the Ron Jeremy model?"...... 
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10-05-2017, 06:57
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To change male genitalia to female genitalia, an incision is made into the scrotum. The flap of skin is pulled back, and the testes are removed. The skin is stripped from the penis but left attached, and a shorter urethra is cut. All but a stump of the penis is removed. The excess skin is used to create the labia (external genitalia) and vagina.
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How would you know this? I am worried about you (brother? sister?)!
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Ha...that's just to damn funny
LOL...So, if they "changed their minds" and wanted to have an "appendage reattached", could they ask the doctor-"Hey Doc, could you give me either the John Holmes or the Ron Jeremy model?"...... |
Your mother is blushing due to the fact you even know about this!
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10-05-2017, 07:03
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Your mother is blushing due to the fact you even know about this!
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Oh... SNAP
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10-05-2017, 07:11
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How would you know this? I am worried about you (brother? sister?)!
Your mother is blushing due to the fact you even know about this!
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LOL...What Mom doesn't know...... Ha.....
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10-05-2017, 07:32
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Rita, behave yourself.
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10-05-2017, 09:19
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RCW Feathers!!! Classic!
Are you sure you want to know
To change male genitalia to female genitalia, an incision is made into the scrotum. The flap of skin is pulled back, and the testes are removed. The skin is stripped from the penis but left attached, and a shorter urethra is cut. All but a stump of the penis is removed. The excess skin is used to create the labia (external genitalia) and vagina.
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Since we are already there...
The original issue vagina leads to cervix with visible cervical os, hymen and so on.
On the aftermarket one???
The Tony Soprano quote is spot on. You can’t unsee things. Can’t unthink them either!
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10-05-2017, 09:22
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I'm a medic...
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Originally Posted by JimP
To change male genitalia to female genitalia, an incision is made into the scrotum. The flap of skin is pulled back, and the testes are removed. The skin is stripped from the penis but left attached, and a shorter urethra is cut. All but a stump of the penis is removed. The excess skin is used to create the labia (external genitalia) and vagina.
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"uuuhhhmmmm........K........., ahhhh...(long awkward pause as I look for the exits).....nothing for me today thank you, I'll just go check to see if I locked my bike up....(slide quietly towards the door)."
In the words of that great thespian Tony Soprano: "That's just too *ucked-up to think about."
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Maybe I need broaden the material I read....
NOPE! Ain't happening...
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