08-11-2020, 14:56
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Well, Joltin' Joe picked his social justice, cancel culture running mate
And before you comment... "You're a misogynistic racist"
edit to add:
Just watched a montage of clips that really cause me to pause concerning that man's mental state.
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08-11-2020, 15:13
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Her Berkeley childhood comes through loud and clear.
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08-11-2020, 17:03
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A match made in heaven, They both suck at any debate they have been in.
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08-11-2020, 18:05
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Well, Joltin' Joe picked his social justice, cancel culture running mate
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Won't he be surprised when he finds out?
It'll be like 50 First Dates.
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08-11-2020, 18:29
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Won't he be surprised when he finds out?
It'll be like 50 First Dates.
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Well slap my britches, that right thar is funny!
He’ll say which one was that again?
(Jill) - “baby honey dear, it’s the one that came up and hugged you real close after that debate where she said she had to ride the bus...you know, the one who said”: “I’m gonna bury your white cracker ass someday, someday soon you F-ing racist!”
(Joe) - “Sweetheart, what do you think she means by that?”
(Jill) - “baby honey dear, I think we should start planning a funeral, and Hillary and Bill might actually be able to show up for this one.”
(Joe) - “who’s gonna die?”
(Jill) - quietly walks to the balcony, grabs the shotgun and fires off two shots!”
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08-12-2020, 06:57
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Great Bumper-Sticker: "Joe & Ho"
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08-12-2020, 06:58
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A match made in heaven, They both suck at any debate they have been in.
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You had to say "suck" didn't you? Lol... 
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08-12-2020, 08:42
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All Trump's campaign has to do is show her attacks on Biden during the primaries...
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08-12-2020, 08:46
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So it seems like you really can sex your way to the top...
only In america.jpg
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08-12-2020, 09:36
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I'm so scared to click on that link
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08-12-2020, 10:51
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Airsoft the Greek Philosophizer was blessed with the power of premonition.
Airsoft was able to see centuries into the future with such accurate cognition that one would think he was telling a story about something that just happened yesterday. Much like Aesop’s tale about the frogs who wanted a king, Airsoft the Greek Philosophizer wrote a story about the 2020 presidential election that he titled, “The Liberals Who Wished for Utopia” - allow me to share his story with you all……
The pathetic societal demographics known as democrats and liberals were habitually unable to govern themselves. They had so much liberty and freedom that they were spoiled and ungrateful and all they did was sit around croaking like bullfrogs complaining that the government never did anything for them. The liberals wailed and clutched at their pearls bemoaning their horrible corrupt elected representatives - forgetting of course they were the ones that had repeatedly re-elected a continuous stream of leftist establishment commie shitbags that routinely failed to do anything for them.
The dirty greedy hypocritical liberals yearned for an establishment that would entertain them with bread and circuses while treating them like royalty and providing everyone with a universal income and 15 dollar an hour minimum wage for fry cooks at MacDonald’s. The leftists could not be satisfied so they rioted and burned their cities as a form of peaceful protest so they could demand that the leftist establishment provide them with government representation that was just like the grand utopia of Venezuela. Amerikan leftists wanted to recreate the grand utopia of Venezuela so bad that they prayed to their celebrities and professional activists and media pundits to lobby the establishment to deliver them into Venezuela.
The rank and file American citizen could easily see what simple and foolish creatures the liberals were, but alas, the liberal horde would not be silenced. The establishment looked upon this sad sack group of leftists and pandered to them constantly. To quiet the masses, the establishment dropped a YUGE and crazy turd that landed with a great and spectacular media splash. The liberals slowly emerged from their parents basements thinking that this huge crazy turd was some great and powerful candidate but they soon discovered how lame and mentally benign this huge turd really was. It wasn’t long before the younger liberals realized that this gray haired old shitsack was just another huge crazy turd – all the while the older leftists continued to wail and clutch at their pearls, forever bemoaning their victimhood and how poor a candidate this crazy turd had turned out to be.
The establishment decided to drop a huge and even crazier co-turd among the citizens to help translate the crazed verbal diarrhea that emanated from the much older crazy turd. This huge crazier turd also landed with a monumental media splash – this turd was younger and hipper and had a weaponized vagina and easily galvanized the leftists because leftists praised the blind application of terms like diversity and inclusion. The leftists had already forgotten that this “NEW” turd had already been dropped on them once before – and not all that long ago. The leftists had also forgotten that they had soundly rejected this newer crazier turd because her stench was so powerful – but liberals have a short memory and after all, the establishment told them that “this time will be different” so, the silly leftists rewrote more of their history and denied that the new turd had ever called the old turd a racist – then they zealously embraced the pair of huge crazy turds foisted upon them by the establishment.
Like before, the older liberals wailed and clutched at their pearls while the younger leftists just danced around like drugged up heathens setting shit on fire and conducting hypocritical protests – all the lot constantly bemoaning their victimhood and demanding a grand utopia like the one in Venezuela.
The establishment was increasingly frustrated with the inconvenience of keeping these low-information leftists around but they respected the importance of an ignorant, self-centered, and easily manipulated mob. The establishment needed to keep this ignorant mob forever mired in a lifestyle of self-loathing and discontent. The establishment threw their weight behind the collective nonsense of these two huge crazy turds and appointed the two huge crazy turds as supreme rulers over the ignorant self-centered citizens. The two crazy turds proved to be a very different sort of rulers than those that had come before them – they gobbled up the income of the poor stupid citizens as they rewrote laws, stacked the court system with activists, and allowed criminals to roam free about the land because after all, “People are going to do what people are going to do”.
The stupid leftists should have seen what fools they had been, but decades of studying and praising the benefits of 'conflict theory' as a model for societal changes has made leftists too fucking stupid and narrow minded to know when they have it good – instead they just went right back to complaining about the foul stench of these two huge crazy turds and how much they wished they had two completely different huge crazy turds - even though the establishment had repeatedly proven that they would eventually destroy society with their never ending supply of huge crazy turds appointed to positions of power. The establishment laughed and ridiculed the stupid citizens because even the neo-cons had pledged their allegiance to these two huge crazy turds simply because the current leader had hurt their feelings.
"How now!" cried the establishment, "Are you not yet content? You are repeatedly given what you asked for and you have only yourselves to blame for your victimhood - now ‘eat your peas’ and go fuck yourselves!!!”
THE END
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08-12-2020, 11:20
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Bahahahahaha....I think someone needs to "drop some kids off at the pool".... 
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08-12-2020, 13:44
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Well, we know the dems really want biden elected for the VP to move up when he's declared unfit/incompetent. So the libs are really voting for her, not creepy joe..
So...we'll have Harris and Pelosi...gee, aren't we lucky...  
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Out of all the places I've been, this is one of'em....
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08-12-2020, 13:51
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The Harris Biden ticket for sure.
Joe would soon be Klintoned or retired if he were to win.
Harris could bring Oprah, Susan Rice, or Michelle Obama on as VP.
AOC Secretary of Energy...
Barack could be nominated to the Supreme Court...that fool Beto O’Rourke named as head of ATF or some other 2A czar...
Oh, Airsoft the great...those peas taste like shit.
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08-12-2020, 20:18
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Love, Love, LOVE this headline at HuffPo.
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RIGHT WING MEDIA UNLEASHES THE HATE ON HARRIS
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Wait...wait...wait... There's a "Right" wing media? 
(( Cue-up Greenday "American Idiot" lyrics ))
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One nation controlled by the media
Information Age of hysteria
It's calling out to idiot America
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