Heard this one from my fiancÚ today,
"If a womans bra is referred to as an 'over the shoulder boulder holder', then why isn't a mans jock strap referred to as an 'under the butt nut hut"?
1,000 days of evasion are better than one day of captivity
"It is only when the people become ignorant and corrupt, when they degenerate into a populace, that they are incapable of exercising their sovereignty. Usurpation is then an easy attainment, and an usurper soon found. The people themselves become the willing instruments of their own debasement and ruin." - President James Monroe