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Old 08-03-2005, 09:53   #1
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Subject: Barbeque


BBQ It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
1) The woman buys the food.

2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill --drink in hand.

Here comes the important part .

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another drink while he deals with the situation.

Important again.

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine.....

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most of all.

10) Everyone PRAISES the man and THANKS him for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!
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Old 08-03-2005, 10:47   #2
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How about this...

Man went into the woods with rifle in hand and hunted the animal? or.....

Man worked his behind off all week and deserved to sit by the grill watching meat burn? or....


Perhaps she does not cook, does not like to cook, or can't cook?
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Old 08-03-2005, 11:11   #3
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Originally Posted by Goggles Pizano
How about this...

Man went into the woods with rifle in hand and hunted the animal? or.....

Man worked his behind off all week and deserved to sit by the grill watching meat burn? or....


Perhaps she does not cook, does not like to cook, or can't cook?
Ahhhh....the classic trolling methods!
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Old 08-05-2005, 08:54   #4
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Ahhhh....the classic trolling methods!

Why jbour whatever do you mean??
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Old 08-05-2005, 17:54   #5
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I gotta check & see if I saw this on the SF-List or here first.
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