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Old 12-06-2019, 12:08   #12
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Originally Posted by rsdengler View Post
Maybe we could just burn her at the stake.........

Not for nothing - but are sharks afraid of water? No
...birds are not afraid of heights
...demons are not afraid of a little fire - Madam Speaker fears no flames - don't be silly.

Trust me on this one - holy water is the way to go with this one.
Direct sunlight wont kill the beast; the Botox-Exoskeleton protects the beast from daylight.

Fire ???
Seriously ??
She will just turn herself into a bat a fly the fuck off !!!
Then what are you going to do ??

A necklace of garlic cloves to protect you from evil and a SuperSoaker loaded with holy water is the only hope against the beast.

Don't fall for the "Lucky Rabbits Foot" hype either - luck didn't save that damn rabbit and it wont save you either.

Hear me now and believe me later - never underestimate the power of the left side of the force !!!
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